Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 19th, 2019

c_borstell That napkin I know a woman who sneezed off the table.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:27 PM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

StefanGossling The air travel of Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg or Paris Hilton? More than 10,000 times the flight-emissions of an average person. Worse, perhaps: The social and moral norms spread by the super-emitters. Free downloads:
authors.elsevier.com/a/1ZwGl_3fvx2j…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:23 PM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

AmeliaNGibson My institution has changed travel procedures so that, whenever possible, the department pre-pays (rather than reimbursing) travel costs. IMO, that’s an example of a real “diversity effort” and in grateful for it (especially for my students).

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Siehe da den Behemops. Seine Kraft ist in seinen Lenden und sein Vermögen in den Sehnen seines Bauches. Sein Schwanz streckt sich wie eine Zeder. Die Sehnen seiner Schenkel sind dicht geflochten. Seine Knochen sind wie eherne Röhren. Er liegt gern im Schat twitter.com/Extinct_AnimaI…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

nkiendl Ich finde, Feministinnen sollten dringend mal das Thema Feminismus auf die Agenda setzen. Hab das Thema grade entdeckt und lese da NICHTS von euch.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:02 PM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson That thing when “bzw.” seems to mean “or rather” instead of “and/or”:

„Hallo, ich hab – bzw. hat mein Sohn – hier ein [Dingsbums] gekauft, und…“

(Well that’s how I use it anyway, and I’m pretty sure I’m modelling it on native speakers.)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:02 PM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

NirantK Tagged 1500 samples in ~90 minutes using Prodi.gy by @explosion_ai .

This is what Machine Learning Engineers at a Startup do: Bootstrap Datasets, ML Ops, Review lots of Docs etc.

This is not bad.
The senior you are, the more you can afford to do non-glam work pic.twitter.com/JkAkiyC8Bj

via Buffer (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

skglas die folie gefällt mir besonders gut: rest von schlechtem gewissen bei schlechter SW ist weg - ptrace.fefe.de/hype2/#43

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Hanna Böhme schlägt zum Thea Netzwerken bessere Fragen vor als "Was machst du beruflich?", nämlich: "Was würdest du gern beruflich machen?", "Warum bist du heute physisch hier?" "Welches Thema lässt dich morgens aus dem Bett springen?"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wenig_worte "Ich zitiere:
'1-2-3-4-5-6.
1-2-3-4-5.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.
Ficken.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8.
Das sind die fünf häufigsten Passwörter einer halben Million Email-Konten.'"
Fr. Domscheit-Berg eben im @anked

Zack. wach:
"*räusper* Das Wort hätte ich jetzt nicht erraten."

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:11 PM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

katecrawford These are *actual* notes from Peter Thiel's class at Stanford on how to run startups, featuring VPs from Palantir and PayPal. And it gets worse from here.
twitter.com/SaddestRobots/… pic.twitter.com/2cyh4YmfSb

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:57 AM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Warum heißt es War on Drugs und nicht Amerikanischer Abhängigkeitskrieg

via Facebook (retweeted on 11:56 AM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

PuccaNoodles ive never made such a face after sight-reading something in my head lol pic.twitter.com/AJvmP3P5nN

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:22 AM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi [CN: yuck]

The replies to this are pure gold. twitter.com/pwafork/status…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:04 AM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

iucounu just had cause to send an email containing the phrase 'I am a little surprised to hear this, especially as', which fellow Britons will recognise as essentially a stabbing

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:51 AM, Oct 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)