The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 22nd, 2019

wayfu there's no I in "most", thank god

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Oct 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi In Wahrheit hatten sie nur Angst, daß am Ende alles nach Schnitzel stinkt. twitter.com/nadine_wickert…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Oct 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EmilyEAckerman i (in a wheelchair) was just trapped *on* forbes ave by one of these robots, only days after their independent roll out. i can tell that as long as they continue to operate, they are going to be a major accessibility and safety issue. [thread] pittnews.com/article/149994…

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80% done with Reamde, by Neal Stephenson: "What he wasn't so good at was manipulating th... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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ojahnn going to work even though you have a big fat cold and starting your lecture with "well you should see the other guy"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:36 PM, Oct 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn SNEAK PREVIEW - feeling extremely smug about this part of my upcoming talk about reversing strings, where sad faces become happy faces by the power of directionality itself pic.twitter.com/52mNLxhmvz

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nilsreiter @DLAMarbach Gestern noch morgen, heute schon heute!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Oct 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Honest answers #376:

“Sorry, have you been waiting long?”
“I’ve been waiting the exact amount of time that you’re late by”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:57 PM, Oct 22nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

AmeetRKini "Correlation is not causation" pic.twitter.com/7TcRlwJB1Q

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Oct 22nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

"diese blöde Identitätsbrustklopferei, die gerade wieder vermehrt um sich greift" Warum ich gerne Dino-Pipi trinke poesieundchaos.de/warum-ich-gern…

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