Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 20th, 2019

tallinzen I̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶a̶t̶a̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶r̶t̶... I̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶a̶t̶a̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶r̶t̶... If the theory isn't supported by the data

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

julianpopov The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

lrgmnn fighting baseball for super famicom. some japanese guy had to come up with a whole league of fake american names pic.twitter.com/4lwzoBpg9f

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Tatort-Folgen, bei denen das Stammpublikum nicht ausrastet vor Abscheu, interessieren mich nicht.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

csswizardry Want to view a single image on @imgur (literally its only job)? Good luck! You gotta successfully download (354KB) and run (1.21MB) of client-side React in order to get your image requested as resource 110 of 553. What should have been an IMG element became… this. pic.twitter.com/XkrbZcLQQg

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

PastellMetallic a buddhist psychedelic version of the NCC-1701 D engine room

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

krissi_nonstop @Dunkelmagier, 3 Minuten später: KANN ES SEIN DASS SIE EMOS MEINTE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

krissi_nonstop Frau am Hauptbahnhof zu @Dunkelmagier und mir: Entschuldigung, welcher Szene gehören Sie an? Ich kenn das irgendwoher…

Niels: Ööh… keine Ahnung. Keiner?… so LGBTQ+… Möchtegern-Punk?

Sie: Ihr seid also Soft-Punks!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Your space name is your real name in capitals with all "A"s replaced by Lambdas.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:12 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

dielila Gibt es eigentlich schon -Leute, die das gängige K1, K2, K3 zur Kinder-Unterscheidung angepasst für ihre Partner*innen benutzen?!
P1, P2, P3?! 🤔

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:51 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

kcimc when you have to stomp out the face in the snow so your surveillance camera stops texting you @internetofshit pic.twitter.com/hW2vJmXGhD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:16 PM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

"This rule has been justified in so many different ways over the years, it's hard to keep track of its whyabouts."

via Twitter for Android

asking about someone's whenceabouts

via Twitter for Android

Was macht man mit 10 kg Roter Bete

via Twitter for Android

Wer nannte es zurückzucken und nicht einen Flinsch ziehen

via Twitter for Android

Das Ding auf dem Bild ist bestimmt die Maschine, die Whiterose unter der Washington Township nuclear power plant versteckt. zeit.de/2019/43/huawei…

via Twitter for Android

"Out of nowhere, that's whence!"

via Twitter for Android

wayfu i wish there was a rule in political debates that you couldn't answer something without first briefly summarizing what you think the other person meant, to their agreement.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:53 AM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zerdeve Peer-review fallacy, one of the most pervasive and pernicious fallacies found in scientists’ toolkit pic.twitter.com/ZkXgiXa1hz

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:52 AM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wayfu deregulation is about shifting that window so that people are more "free" to scam you and you are more "free" to fall for it.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wayfu it kinda loops back to the thought of freedoms being antagonists of rights. there are societal agreements on how far it is okay to transgress over someone else's boundaries in pursuit of our goals. legal rights make them explicit but anything that's not covered is "freedom"

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Oct 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)