Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 10th, 2019

wayfu Ersten Tatort seit Jahren geschaut. Naja. Mauer Fall.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist ~First-gen PhD student problems~

my mom, weekly: so did you finish your dissertation yet?

me: no I won't finish until like April

mom: wow that's a long time. can't you do it faster?

Plus side is my committee never needs to worry whether I'm sufficiently panicked about writing

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

NeinQuarterly We regret to inform you that, yes, your French can be pardoned. But your German must be sentenced.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:16 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ch000ch a pink bullet traveling over 1000 feet per second passes through my prefrontal cortex, severs my corpus callosum, and exits through my occipital lobe, killing me instantly. Everyone cheers. It's a girl

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zirkuspony kaufe mir eine drohe um fundiert über eure hässlichen balkonmöbel zu lästern

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Warum ist eigentlich immer ein Spiegel über dem Waschbecken? Ich weiß doch auch so, dass es meine Hände sind, die ich gerade wasche.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

OmanReagan "We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings ... The name of our beautiful reward is not profit. Its name is freedom." ― Ursula K. Le Guin pic.twitter.com/CJqYfx9i2J

via Twitter Media Studio (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Das Zugabteil mit den Hyperverbalisierenden: das schonmal nicht

via Twitter for Android

robinhouston A useful abbreviation. pic.twitter.com/uGywwvaBE6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Lynn_Nothegger Yesterday in Hannover, we used @PayByPhoneDE to pay for parking. Intrigued by the Brötchentaste.

A ticket for parking to buy bread rolls is peak Germany. pic.twitter.com/RyUfyzYH33

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

virtualenvwrapper has the "workon" command that activates the specified virtual environment and also cds into the corresponding project directory. Today I defined a companion "workoff" command that deactivates the virtual environment and cds to the home directory.

via Twitter Web App

durst Milupa "Erste Sahne".

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:45 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

"A whole pile of end-to-end systems does not general-purpose NLU make" faculty.washington.edu/ebender/papers…

via Twitter Web App

skglas Kurzfassung: wenn es Eltern nicht hinbekommen, mit ihren Kindern über Porn und Web-Inhalte zu sprechen, dann wird es kaum ein Funktionär wo anders oder der Gesetzgeber rausreißen. Die Porn-Verteufelung ist hier für mich extrem kontraproduktiv, weil sie gesprächsbehindernd wirkt.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

skglas Was sagen die Shelljugendstudien seit 15-20 Jahren, in denen es Breitband gibt? Sexualität beginnt *später*, ungewollte Teen-Schwangerschaften auf record-low. Ich weiß nicht, welche soziologisch-empirischen Verzerrungen man sonst noch braucht.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

InriaParisNLP We release: CamemBERT: a Tasty French Language Model (soon on arxiv)
camembert-model.fr
CamemBERT is trained on 138GB of French text. It establishes a new state of the art in POS tagging, Dependency Parsing and NER, and achieves strong results in NLI.
Bon appétit !
[1/3]

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:34 PM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Kurfuerstin Ich an jeder Kreuzung: "🎵Soo sieht Vorfahrt aus, schaaaa lala lala🎶 wait, hab ich hier überhaupt Vorfahrt? Shit, hab nicht geguckt, aber da, der hat ja so ein umgedrehtes, also so ein satanisches Dreieck, okay, bin safe, oh der Mond sieht aber schön aus!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:02 AM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

dhh The @AppleCard is such a fucking sexist program. My wife and I filed joint tax returns, live in a community-property state, and have been married for a long time. Yet Apple’s black box algorithm thinks I deserve 20x the credit limit she does. No appeals work.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

fermatslibrary A demonstration of the conservation of angular momentum using a Hoberman sphere. Angular momentum depends on the rotational velocity of an object, and on its rotational inertia. When an object changes its shape, its angular velocity will also change. pic.twitter.com/UUQqALp3HW

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:20 AM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Soylent_Lament The peasants hath become accustomed to speaking a most detestable phrase: “as you say, Elder.” They utter it with a most indecent tone, implying disbelief and rebellious sentiments. This phrase might rightly be compared to the gravest insult of our age, which I dare not write. pic.twitter.com/E9FndkGiJz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:17 AM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

yashkaf The only thing that exists are drugs waiting for themselves to wear off.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Nov 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)