The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 16th, 2015

Klangerzeuger Messen die Temperaturen nur in Abgefahrenheit.

via Tweetings for Android (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

plietsch Nur ein Werbetrick: Viele Produkte, die gar keine Laktose enthalten, werden mit „laktosefrei“ gekennzeichnet!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Wenn ich mal eine Familie habe, machen wir das den ganzen Tag.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_En82…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

vaughanbell No more Type I/II error confusion mindhacks.com/2015/11/16/no-… Excellent, intuitive from @tomstafford

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Chaosfux Pfefferminzteer

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@ojahnn Nice!! By the way, who or what is an Enigmabrot?

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ojahnn Hi everyone, I updated my website and added a list of projects I've made, with links and descriptions. Check it out! enigmabrot.de/projects/

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sferik @neinasaservice git commit -m "👆👉🍍"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe theatlantic.com/business/archi… I've thought about who's reviewing before. On the one hand, looking up reviews is great. OTOH, Yelp skews bougie.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden „Ah, da hab ich wohl ein 'nicht' vergessen“
ist definitiv einer meiner Lieblingssätze.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish How to have a meeting
- Find pen
- Grab notepad
- Write "meeting" in notepad
- Underline "meeting" 20 times
- Sit quietly until excused

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kykel Die Entstörung der Gastherme kann ich selbst bewältigen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:06 AM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

mrogati The Bechdel test for tech conferences: 1) two women speaking 2) on the same panel 3) not about women in tech.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

EricaJoy For example: the culture of personality, how we assume that all good comes from teamwork, that shy people should "speak up more," etc.

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