The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 21st, 2015

geruchtekellner Krass, im Supermarkt haben sie schon Schokonikoläuse, also für nächstes Jahr!!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden A Beautiful Horn, der Film über John Nashorn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pmddomingos "What M is doing is building a database of me. . . . In 20 years, M could very well know me better than my friends." twitter.com/etzioni/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

haldaume3 .@hintikka @etzioni it's also a great way of scaling wizard of oz experiments so ppl at least try to get whatever they might want

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

haldaume3 .@hintikka @etzioni it's really cool that they got this (old) idea to work and scale. would love to know how much time the automation saves.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Habe mal einen Pumpkin Spice Latte probiert. Der Süßegrad lag jenseits der Schmerzgrenze und bestimmt nahe am theoretischen Maximum.

via Twitter for Android

peterbreuer Schafe leben in Herden, weil sieben Tiere für einen Kreis nötig sind, bei dem alle den Kopf auf dem Fell eines anderen Schafs betten können.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

zeitweise Können bitte 33% den 33%-Knopf drücken und 67% den 67%-Knopf?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ncardozo .@SouthwestAir allows its passengers to veto other passengers on religious grounds. nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Phi… pic.twitter.com/IEEtSGVTvo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:39 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Is The Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween Movie or a Christmas Movie?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:13 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

I don't like programming languages where I can't see good unifying design principles in syntax and names. Examples: Ruby, Haskell.

via Twitter Web Client

Star Wars hat die coolsten Schächte.

via Twitter Web Client

ojahnn Ich lese das "Pure Fucking Metal" auf einigen hier herumlaufenden T-Shirts anders, als es gemeint ist.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jamis Today's Korean proverb: 가죽이 있어야 털이 난다. "You must have skin to grow hair." Do things in order, build on a good foundation, and you'll succeed

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

clairlemon Man called Phuc Dat Bich posts passport to Facebook after being repeatedly banned from site standard.co.uk/news/world/phu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Garmisch, der: Gewagte Komposition von Pfannengericht nach dem Kühlschrankausräumen. S.a. → Lommatzsch labenz.texttheater.net/Garmisch

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

dribnet tues = (mon + wed) / 2
get ready: vector space embeddings will introduce fun new types of bugs (via @AlanZucconi) pic.twitter.com/PUTvbtWjPs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:26 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Als Hauptzweck meines 30. Lebensjahrs kristallisiert sich zunehmend das Nachholen meines 20. heraus.

via Twitter for Android

FoodBeerScience In case anyone is wondering how difficult it is to assemble a here's a great analogy by @kbradnam pic.twitter.com/Gh6qPNzVGT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:22 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ilparone "the greatest benefit of machine learning may ultimately be not what the machines learn but what we learn by teaching them" @pmddomingos

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:20 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

PinkCamoTO Good Cop: If you cooperate, all this can go away.

Sad Cop: It doesn't matter what you do. Life is just a series of disappointments.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:18 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

stporombka Wie die Stadt Einbeck einmal meine Karriere als Lyriker zerstörte. pic.twitter.com/TOgfVA1ABB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:16 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

climagic Scheduling a playdate feels like performing a Diffie Hellman key exchange. When I was a kid it was more like a broadcast ping.

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 3:14 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

climagic Isn't it funny how they are called REGULAR expressions, but there are like eight different flavors of them.

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 3:14 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Das ist fast noch lustiger als die Demo mit den „Fake-Joints“ vom Ordnungsamt.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:11 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Die deutschen haben das gemeinfreie Logo der schwedischen Piraten übernommen, als Marke angemeldet und wollen es nun verwerten?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:11 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Kullisti für angemessene Polizeigewalt, gerechte Ausbeutung & weniger häßlichen Rassismus, der Fachkräfte, Tourismus & Kapital nicht verschreckt!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:02 AM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)