The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 3rd, 2015

peterbreuer Würde gerne ein neues Leben beginnen, mag aber keine HIPP-Gläser. Deshalb evtl. nur an diversen Stellschrauben drehen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@SibylleHasse Ich meine, ich hing an den Kopfhörern im Büro fest, weil da so gute Musik rauskam, die ich nicht unterbrechen wollte.

via Twitter for Android in reply to SibylleHasse

@spinfocl Ja, komisch, ne? Haben sie dem letzten Update nen Zeitzünder verpasst.

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

JamesMelville We don't pay our taxes for the NHS to be sold to the highest bidder.
We pay our taxes to help those most in need. pic.twitter.com/qubzrNFL7y

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

MadamGaehn Deutsche Sprache, schöne Sprache: pic.twitter.com/o3NemXKonV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Die Vorstellung, dass die abends auf der ISS die Spielesammlung aus der Sitztruhe holen und in einem schwerelosen Halmahütchennebel stehen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

sonjdol Das auseinandergenommen. Aber ganz ganz schnell. twitter.com/Raven_AB/statu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Kann kein Feierabend machen wg. Musik

via Twitter for Android

jasnam_sidhu "Machine learning could become the glue between different domains of knowledge". @pmddomingos @FastForwardLabs twitter.com/fastforwardlab…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:50 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

saladinahmed twitter you have a problem with harassment

WHAT IF WE FORCED WOMEN TO MARK TWEETS USING AN ICON REPRESENTING ROMANTIC LOVE WOULD THAT HELP

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:26 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Zurücknehmen wäre ganz schön herzlos!

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

Höre gerade zum ersten Mal den erweiterten Instrumentalteil hier ab 4'30". Wie geil. youtube.com/watch?v=zQbjC8…

via Twitter Web Client

peterbreuer Baschar al-Assad sieht auf allen Agenturfotos so aus, als würde er für Malta mit einer soften Ballade beim Eurovision Song Contest antreten.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Bohre ein Loch in die Libelle der Wasserwaage meines Opas, um zu erleben, wie 1958 die Luft roch.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:57 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

alqaeda Nothing dignifies terror threats or fatwas like a row of cute little ❤️’s next to them. What next, @twitter? Gold stars, glitter & kittens?

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

mapmeld PanLex from @longnow is digitizing and parsing dictionaries of the world's languages, to ultimately understand and translate everything

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Herzen, Sterne, Brezeln

via Twitter Web Client

Ein Gebäude speziell für geistige Tätigkeiten, an dem beinahe jeden Tag irgendetwas mit großen Maschinen umgebaut wird. Finde den Fehler.

via Twitter Web Client

SoVeryBritish Shaking your head furiously at the door handle for trying to steal your coat

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

bishboria @codemiller @boothead when, ironically, it should be the other way around.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

codemiller "It's almost as if we don't trust people with functional programming until they've spent a decade doing OO and didn't kill anyone"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Mit Strg+N+K neues Fenster auf Kipp öffnen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

skeptikantin @Schplock wieso, hab ich doch grad! Keine Pointe. @techniktagebuch

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

skeptikantin Lebe seit zwei Wochen im unfreiwilligen Selbstversuch ohne EC- & Kreditkarte. Manche nennen das „Reise zu sich selbst“. Ich nenn's scheiße.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

neinasaservice Interesting that Windows is often an issue when it comes to proglang UX pic.twitter.com/JOSdhm2qQX

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:43 AM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

eevee a dystopian future where the government forbids you from having private conversations, because terrorists telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/te…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

StartupLJackson Predicting what's going to happen is often pretty easy. How is harder. But when, when is the one that fucking kills ya.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:01 AM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC Look, if "elsewhere" is a thing, I don't see why we can't also have elsewhen, elsewhat, elsewho, elsewhy, and the rest of the elsefamily.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

houellebeck Finde den Fehler: vor bei der nächsten warnen, wenn Partei XYZ nicht endlich rechts genug handelt.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Indiegogo Introducing Eclipse, the next generation of the @revolights bicycle lighting system: bit.ly/1hJeOQb pic.twitter.com/mWGNEbQ2Af

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 6:21 AM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Gonna be like that time I learned how to drive a stick in India and went back to Germany and my hand hit the door. pic.twitter.com/mAeI1vAwDx

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:00 AM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)