The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 23rd, 2015

frachtschaden Wenn man einen Liebesfilm guckt und dann fährt ein LKW durchs Bild und man denkt, der wird später noch sehr wichtig und dann aber gar nicht.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Ein auf mehreren Ebenen bemerkenswerter Post von @Erbloggtes | Lektionen in Hasspropaganda | erbloggtes.wordpress.com/2015/11/23/lek…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nadjakwapil and you. are you more yourself if you keep or if you lose control.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn I made a new bot, @regexicon, that generates regular expressions for random groups of words. twitter.com/regexicon/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

An Max Goldts Text "Ist es zynisch, im Wohnzimmer zu frühstücken?" gefällt mir am besten die Rahmenhandlung.

via Twitter for Android

kathrinpassig "setpencolor blue" sagt @clemensetz, woran man schon erkennt, dass er was von Lyrik versteht. pic.twitter.com/3aBxnrkumB

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Eine Mandarine hat 9 Segmente. Ich habe 2640 Grad Mandarine verzehrt und mir ist übel. Wie viele Segmente der letzten Mandarine sind übrig?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

PerryFellow EXCAVATION SITE - DAY

An ant colony has tunneled into ancient wooden tablets

ETYMOLOGIST: Well, well, well
ENTOMOLOGIST: We finally meet

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Is the Dunning–Kruger effect mostly caused by regression to the mean? - Cross Validated stats.stackexchange.com/questions/9997…

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PengBerlin Lass uns die Bundeswehr hacken. machwaszaehlt.de

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

PerryFellow there has GOT to be a wiseguy behind the production of this, somewhere pic.twitter.com/rDfdY0WBB3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Protohedgehog Sci-Hub has now become an archive with more than 46 million research papers in it. Civil disobedience at its finest. bit.ly/1I4zWwE

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jonnysun SO embarased…thought sombody cute was staring at me so i stared back. but then i realized we were both just the negative space around a vase

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:35 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Zävertitz, der: Heftige Ausgleichsbewegung, die einen vom Halbschlaf ins Wachsein befördert. labenz.texttheater.net/Z%C3%A4vertitz

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe "Your arrival time should be 7:40.

Sorry, 5:40."

I KNOW THAT MISTAKE!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:51 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

doctorow A smart way to make even stitches when hand sewing boingboing.net/2014/11/24/a-s… pic.twitter.com/paQLtEiqMg

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:48 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ericwastl The next time an interviewer asks you to solve FizzBuzz, impress them by doing it without a programming language. pic.twitter.com/oYo4iAfr8h

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:44 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

madpr Why are they called food bloggers and not beta tasters

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:31 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

landpsychology Spending money on others yields more happiness than spending it on yourself.

via GrabInbox (retweeted on 12:31 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra What are some obvious theorems that are actually false? math.stackexchange.com/questions/8206…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:29 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ich mochte Magritte schon immer. pic.twitter.com/ktOKQkFRm7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:17 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)