November 23rd, 2015

frachtschaden Wenn man einen Liebesfilm guckt und dann fährt ein LKW durchs Bild und man denkt, der wird später noch sehr wichtig und dann aber gar nicht.

9:53 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Ein auf mehreren Ebenen bemerkenswerter Post von @Erbloggtes | Lektionen in Hasspropaganda | erbloggtes.wordpress.com/2015/11/23/lek…

9:31 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nadjakwapil and you. are you more yourself if you keep or if you lose control.

9:08 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn I made a new bot, @regexicon, that generates regular expressions for random groups of words. #botALLY twitter.com/regexicon/stat…

9:06 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig "setpencolor blue" sagt @clemensetz, woran man schon erkennt, dass er was von Lyrik versteht. #poetikdozentur pic.twitter.com/3aBxnrkumB

8:24 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Eine Mandarine hat 9 Segmente. Ich habe 2640 Grad Mandarine verzehrt und mir ist übel. Wie viele Segmente der letzten Mandarine sind übrig?

6:13 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

PerryFellow EXCAVATION SITE - DAY

An ant colony has tunneled into ancient wooden tablets

ETYMOLOGIST: Well, well, well
ENTOMOLOGIST: We finally meet

5:52 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

PengBerlin Lass uns die Bundeswehr hacken. machwaszaehlt.de #machwaszählt

11:23 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

PerryFellow there has GOT to be a wiseguy behind the production of this, somewhere pic.twitter.com/rDfdY0WBB3

3:56 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Protohedgehog Sci-Hub has now become an archive with more than 46 million research papers in it. Civil disobedience at its finest. bit.ly/1I4zWwE

5:17 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jonnysun SO embarased…thought sombody cute was staring at me so i stared back. but then i realized we were both just the negative space around a vase

7:32 PM, Oct 19th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:35 PM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Zävertitz, der: Heftige Ausgleichsbewegung, die einen vom Halbschlaf ins Wachsein befördert. labenz.texttheater.net/Z%C3%A4vertitz

11:00 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe "Your arrival time should be 7:40.

Sorry, 5:40."

I KNOW THAT MISTAKE!

9:51 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:51 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

doctorow A smart way to make even stitches when hand sewing #1yrago boingboing.net/2014/11/24/a-s… pic.twitter.com/paQLtEiqMg

10:30 PM, Nov 21st, 2015 via Buffer (retweeted on 12:48 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ericwastl The next time an interviewer asks you to solve FizzBuzz, impress them by doing it without a programming language. pic.twitter.com/oYo4iAfr8h

5:57 AM, Nov 20th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:44 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

madpr Why are they called food bloggers and not beta tasters

4:11 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:31 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

landpsychology Spending money on others yields more happiness than spending it on yourself.

4:54 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via GrabInbox (retweeted on 12:31 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra What are some obvious theorems that are actually false? math.stackexchange.com/questions/8206…

4:39 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:29 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ich mochte Magritte schon immer. pic.twitter.com/ktOKQkFRm7

2:17 PM, Nov 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:17 AM, Nov 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)