November 5th, 2015

MenopauseChicks Pre pap test friend sprays perfume down there. Doctor: "That's festive." It was her daughter's glitter spray. @wafflesnbacon @TheBloggess

6:46 PM, Nov 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:20 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

JE551CAw @TheBloggess We have a Texas sage plant that flowers before rain. When asked if it would rain today I said "Not according to my bush."

1:10 AM, Nov 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:16 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

tanyaphillips18 @TheBloggess noticed the blind man approaching me wasn't sure where I was so called out 'on your right', I was on his left. He corrected me.

11:30 PM, Nov 1st, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe i can be there for your without being *that* there for you :P

7:44 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:47 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Schmidtlepp Aber Herr Altmaier, das gilt für uns beide auch! Meine Güte, was haben Sie gemacht?! twitter.com/peteraltmaier/…

7:12 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Habe @telepolis_news ein Interview zur Sprache der Flüchtlingsdebatte gegeben: heise.de/tp/artikel/46/…

5:58 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Mist, aufgeflogen: In den Kommentaren durchschaut man mich sofort als „beamteten Teil der kulturmarxistischen Verleumdungsinfrastruktur.“

6:16 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin Wie unnütz. „Mein iPad finden“ kann erst den Standort ermitteln, wenn es als „verloren“ gemeldet ist. Ergebnis: hab's zu Hause „verloren“.

5:53 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jamesiry They were trying to manipulate the limestone block market. Plutocrats of the time called it a "strategic reserve." twitter.com/jasonbaldridge…

5:29 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:31 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

stanfordnlp Huge credit to ACL (Assn for Computational Linguistics), @StevenBird and @knmnyn for making things so. twitter.com/jasonbaldridge…

3:53 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitterrific (retweeted on 4:00 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn omg <3 <3 <3 pic.twitter.com/JCxhwEBher

2:11 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

aparrish there's a certain beauty to DST i guess. it's certainly among the most dada of all participatory performances mandated by government

1:53 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish Accidentally microwaving your soup for the full recommended time, causing it to explode and destroy the kitchen

1:48 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Ich könnte mich in den Arsch beißen, dass ich nicht gelenkiger bin.

1:41 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

korrekturen Kleiner, aber feiner Unterschied: »irgendwohin fliegen« versus »irgendwo hinfliegen«.

1:14 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Hootsuite (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

jasonbaldridge This Lingua business makes me extra happy that computational linguistics is overwhelmly open, free & online. aclweb.org/anthology/ #NLProc

12:27 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

reubenbond Most JS/Python/Ruby apps... pic.twitter.com/hkDkjdxpFH

1:20 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:57 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn MA Numminen singt mir aus der Seele.
🎶 ... Folglich will ich auch nichts als Scheinfreiheit... 🎶

10:19 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

textundblog "Bestandserhaltung 2.0
Ein ungeeignetes Urheberrecht ist für das digitale kulturelle Gedächtnis das “saure Papier” d. 21.Jhts." @esteinhauer

7:38 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Echofon (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Wir sollten an der Freien Universität eine Tagung zu Interrogativpronomen veranstalten und sie „The Dahlem Which Trials“ nennen!

8:54 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:59 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

houellebeck Nordic Walking ist eine Übung in Demut und Frustrationstoleranz.
Außerdem treibt man den Läuferkollegen damit die Fremdscham ins Gesicht.

8:47 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:53 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

alicemazzy for me, and for a lot of us I'm sure, computers and the net are more of an exocortex. an extension of the self rather than an object apart

8:58 AM, Nov 4th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

steveklabnik pic.twitter.com/mPtsegKDN2

11:53 PM, Nov 4th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pamelafox How students try to get me not to look at the surprises in their program: they claim the code is CONFIDENTIAL. pic.twitter.com/eOEi3k6Diz

11:22 PM, Nov 4th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:04 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jamis When writing failing tests...make sure the failure you get is the failure you expect before moving on. #facepalm

11:07 PM, Nov 4th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:02 AM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)