The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 13th, 2016

"Boah, diese Haare! Der hat bestimmt eine Zementmischmaschine im Badezimmer."

via Twitter for Android

SoVeryBritish "Feel a bit rough actually" - Translation: Please call an ambulance

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:35 PM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

oOtrinityOo Nadelt euer Weihnachtsbaum auch so dolle?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:35 PM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Why bother using a VPN if NetworkManager happily falls back to unprotected network if connection fails; no easy way to change that

via Twitter for Android

AliceAvizandum does... does wikipedia want me to fuck the pope pic.twitter.com/yqDAAMOGLw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:39 AM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra @amyquispe I found out your profile was public again because @texttheater is retweeting everything you've ever said. 👏🏽

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:23 AM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jedc Perhaps the most important startup equation? (Constant improvement trumps all)

As spotted at @homebrew HQ. pic.twitter.com/PQcHdwossx

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:00 AM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe I had half a mind to change my twitter bio to "thot leader" but my friends said no.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:00 AM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe It's not just with startups. The problem I see in like, all [tech] career advice is that it's rife with survivorship bias.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:59 AM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe If you are trading labor for equity you are, in fact, investing. Do not back down. Ask investor questions.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:59 AM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe startupljackson.com/post/135800367…
-> About the end. I've had founders get mad at me for asking "investor questions." That's how you know it's a scam.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:59 AM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe that time i accidentally pushed back a meeting 4 hours by using military time.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe told someone i was free at 1530, so they scheduled me for 5:30pm. i then confirmed with them 1730, and so they decided to meet at 7:30pm.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Deutsch_Falsch Erschnatzung is the German word for lines of fire from multiple positions that cross in a small region.

via DeutschFalsch (retweeted on 12:31 AM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)