The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 4th, 2016

spidermahatman So noch nen Gläschen Darmbakterien und dann ab zu den Milben.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:29 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

DudeUHadOneJob Science v Religion. Is it a nativity scene or two Tyrannosaurus Rex fighting over a watermelon? pic.twitter.com/mFOumOQRKs

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

So, das Dell XPS 15 wird jetzt zurückgeschickt und stattdessen ein ThinkPad T450s angeschafft. Superflach is nix für mich. UHD überschätzt.

via Twitter Web Client

SoVeryBritish Saying "Well..." with absolutely no plan of what to say next

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

tamhonks @Chaosfux
Boris Entrup hat die Entrupie erfunden als Maß der Unordnung der Umordnung von Haarteilen.
BitteDanke.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

jamis 꽃도 피면 진다. "The flower blooms, then fades." That project you're so passionate about right now? That passion may wane, and that's okay.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Snowden Looks like it's confirmed. twitter.com/AP/status/6952…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

AcademicsSay You don't bring an anecdote to a data fight.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:43 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ErrataRob Theory: Pro-crypto-backdoor blogposts are technologically flawed because learning tech converts them to our side
blog.erratasec.com/2016/02/lawfar…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"one of the most notorious attempts to establish mathematical truth by legislative fiat" How many have there been?oO en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_P…

via Twitter for Android

Snowden They really do have a word for everything. pic.twitter.com/11vJc64aKY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

WorldAndScience Stop sine pic.twitter.com/94npnIHD09

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

NRellas @Snowden Snowdenfreude

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:14 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden There should be a German word for being completely unsurprised by government, but disappointed nonetheless.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:14 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden Did the UK gov't leak a still-confidential report to @BBC about @wikileaks? The one that criminalizes leaks? Golly. twitter.com/UNHumanRights/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:14 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Sehr gutes Wort zum Sonntag von @kathrinpassig zu Filterblasen, Hasskommentaren, Anonymität, Zorneindämmung etc. br.de/radio/bayern2/…

via Twitter Web Client

: open multiple files, then :argo %s/... to search and replace in all usevim.com/2012/04/06/sea…

via Twitter Web Client

Snowden This looks big, if early reports are correct: UN finds UK unlawfully detained @wikileaks founder . pic.twitter.com/auS40bIdwx

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:15 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GebbiGibson Ich hätte viel mehr Freizeit, würden Versicherungen und Ämter ihre Post kategorisieren:
❑ Wegwerfen
✓ Abheften
❑ Reaktion erforderlich

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Donald Trump ist wie eine fleischgewordene obszöne Sex-Phantasie für den sozial Lernunwilligen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn I told the bot to look for sentences that don't have a determiner after the copula, because most of those are boring twitter.com/OMG_wikipedia/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn I changed a line of the code for this bot today and expected it to result in funnier tweets. I guess it worked? twitter.com/OMG_wikipedia/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Allen, die feiern wollen, einen schönen Fasteloved. *verbarrikadier*

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Die "Bargeld=Freiheit"-Apologeten der Timeline werden gerade von Transparency International überfahren. sueddeutsche.de/wirtschaft/bez…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

onrie "Du sagst Bescheid, wenn du was auf die Fresse brauchst?"

"Ja, Mutti."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:43 AM, Feb 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)