The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 8th, 2016

Buddenbohm Sohn II: "Die Menschen stammen von Affen ab. Du natürlich direkter als ich, du bist ja älter."

Jo.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Buddenbohm Ich: "Was habt ihr so lange in der Spielscheune gemacht?"
Sohn II: "Ich möchte das nicht in Einzelheiten berichten."

Vermutlich besser so.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@jorges Very nice, but what about defining one's own macros, e.g. for figures?

via Twitter for Android in reply to jorges

grauhut Projektmanager: "Wo sind Kollege 1 und 2?"
"Containern."
Aus dem Nachbarbüro: "WIR ARBEITEN MIT DOCKER."

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Warum sind Mailbox-Unterordner im qmail-Format versteckte Verzeichnisse? Schkrisch Herzinfarkt.

via Twitter for Android

nsaphra The past six months have been about reminding me that my body is not just a meat-vehicle for my brain. twitter.com/n0mad_0/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@plomlompom As in, man beginnt eine neue Session genau dann, wenn man seinen Geheimstring verliert.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

ATBrokenNews Empörung von John Lennon wird in den USA versteigert

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@plomlompom Ein langer kryptischer Geheimstring ist sicherer als ein Passwort und im Grunde nichts anderes als eine Session-ID. :P

via Twitter for Android in reply to plomlompom

@plomlompom Oh, aber was ist dann an ihre Stelle getreten? :)

via Twitter for Android in reply to plomlompom

@plomlompom Passwörter sind 20. Jahrhundert. "Login via email" und dann eine lange Session scheint mir eine gute Minimallösung.

via Twitter for Android in reply to plomlompom

oOtrinityOo Ich habe gerade ein Raider gegessen. Scheinbar esse ich sehr langsam.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Fotografiona Der Erlehmann sucht eine WG: news.dieweltistgarnichtso.net/about/wg-suche…. There, I said it.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MMugnaia @texttheater @korrekturen die Idee Wortarten zu siezen, finde ich trotzdem herzig

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@korrekturen Macht die Begründung Sinn? Pronomen siezt man doch auch nicht.

via Twitter for Android in reply to korrekturen

deevseverything This must look like the plot to a fantasy adventure movie to non-Irish people pic.twitter.com/BmlQo8ei7U

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

liza Time for my 1st day! 1) Write TODO list 0) Write TODO app for list -1) Write JS framework for app -2) Write DSL that transpiles to JS. -3)

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Seems awfully small for a language learning book, but I've heard the grammar is pretty simple, so... ok twitter.com/OMG_wikipedia/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:01 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jamis 구덩이 피하다가 우물에 빠진다. "Avoid the pit, but fall into the well." You know that awesome gem that you think will save you so much time? Yeah.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden Police secretly destroyed citizens' reports of police misconduct, and we would never have known without a hacker. theguardian.com/us-news/2016/f…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:51 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

IvaCheung How will my presence enhance your conference? I don't know! 2% more thoughtful nodding? 4%? HOW MUCH MORE THOUGHTFUL NODDING DO YOU WANT?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed The "outermost" victim character can be a scriptwriter who attempted to write an ending that made sense.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed They need to make a about a murder on the set of a fictional about a murder on the set of a fictional

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

philipoltermann Scenes from Germany pic.twitter.com/Lr4pSmyXqe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Prinzessin-Marmelade-Weg 83a

via Twitter for Android