The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 10th, 2016

SoVeryBritish Unintentionally activating a video call and throwing your phone at the wall

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ChrisBucholz I won't mention its name and give it any more publicity, but I just heard a song who's lyrics were almost certainly about sex.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Das D in David steht übrigens für Detlef.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Wenn die Flüchtlinge aus Syrien so auf unseren Rechtsstaat scheißen würden wie Horst Seehofer, dann würde ich mir Sorgen machen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

InternetHippo BOSS: You ok?
ME: Yeah, why?
BOSS: You have a sign that says “2 Days Without Being Annoyed”
[maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

liabzann Just found out the Welsh term for microwave is "popty ping" & I won't be using the word microwave ever again.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frankstohl Nach 36.000 Tweets in 7 Jahren schickt mit Twitter eine eMail, die Retweets erklärt. Echt jetzt? Was habe ich falsch gemacht?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Karate_Horse first day in office trump just walks into the oval office and presses the "make america great again" button. "see i told you losers"

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Geekprinzessin Ich wurde heute von einer unbekannten Nummer angerufen und bin einfach nicht dran gegangen. Wie so eine Erwachsene.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@spinfocl @tacos2012 Boxer macht das fürs Englische, aber fürs Deutsche haben wir da leider (noch) nichts.

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

JGoschler Hauptsache dagegen! Dr. Mutti will nun doch die Superpapas loben: drmutti.wordpress.com/2016/02/10/lob…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Philyro Ich plenke, also bin ich !

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:30 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

WeFixYourAdvert Just a normal commute in London pic.twitter.com/X3VSM3tLrt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:47 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

alios Hüben wie drüben - Wählen gehen - echt jetzt :) pic.twitter.com/Cat2OnqFTb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:47 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

LibyaLiberty It's a disgrace, but I can't not add that these kids look sharp as all get out. twitter.com/joinRAD/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:47 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

My most beautiful @findfind_it command of the week: "acl zhu zhang chen zhang zhu"

via Twitter Web Client

Why Stack Overflow Doesn’t Care About Ad Blockers blog.stackoverflow.com/2016/02/why-st…

via Twitter Web Client

"a cow that came under one [meteorite] in Venezuela in 1972, was struck dead, and quickly eaten" indianexpress.com/article/india/…

via Twitter for Android

DianePatterson Amazon knows something we don’t.

Read Clause 57.10

aws.amazon.com/service-terms

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:19 AM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)