The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 20th, 2016

DrSprankle If you think sex workers "sell their bodies," but coal miners do not, your view of labor is clouded by your moralistic view of sexuality.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe I know the Science Minister didn't say no in American but he totally did in British.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe I'm sad about Boaty McBoatface.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Geekprinzessin Ja, Sie dürfen an mir vorbei.
Nein, Sie dürfen nicht durch mich durch.
Nein, bitte hören Sie auf das zu probieren.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

alqaeda US anti-vaxxers may be annoying, even dangerous, but leave it to Pakistan to take it to the next level.

bbc.com/news/world-asi…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:37 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben ”The IETF WG state of draft-ietf-manet-aodvv2 has been changed to "In WG
Last Call" from "WG Document"” pic.twitter.com/On7CXOWfUX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:37 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

spinfocl Man fuhr nur richtig Rad, wenn man einen 5-köpfigen Belgischen Rennradkreisel aufm Tourenrad überholte. Mit Bierflasche aufm Gepäckträger.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed Valkyries as fighter pilots, sad I missed this. twitter.com/dcopera/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:35 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

backspace Feeling a little anxious? A little stressed out? I made a very silly Twitter bot to help: @KeepCalmBot twitter.com/keepcalmbot/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:35 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

nsaphra When did we go from worrying that systems would automatically suppress speech to worrying that those systems may not cover all demographics?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

nsaphra When did we go from worrying about surveillance and crushing dissent to complaining about racist recreational bots? twitter.com/yoavgo/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

kathrinpassig Historisches , gefunden von @dalcashdvinsky an der abgebildeten Adresse. pic.twitter.com/R4iUS3mnEl

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

sloganotron Let your chicken do the walking.

via Cheap Bots, Done Quick! (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Das heißt jetzt nicht mehr Songwriter, das heißt jetzt Lied Developer.

via Twitter Web Client

labenzticker Bauma, das: Angenehm stolzes Gefühl, nachdem man es schon nicht geschafft hat, ein Haus zu zeugen, ein Kind zu pfla… labenz.texttheater.net/Bauma

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:21 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch „Mama, Turnschuhe passen nicht zu Anzügen, oder?“
„Nein.“
„Und warum hat der Mann welche an?“

Weil ich es kann, fremdes modebewusstes Kind.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

G_McSomething Scathing piece on by Nicaraguan woman who has experienced the sham as a "beneficiary" of good deeds
vivala.com/womens-issues/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

henning_onken Nacktschnecken beim Kaffeetrinken in . Aus der Serie: tagesspiegel.de/wildesBerlin pic.twitter.com/yebEVs2PhZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender Thinking about ethics, equity & ... do you have any favorite readings? Has anyone created a bibliography?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

berlinothar Rechtschreibkämpfe, damals: tinyurl.com/hookufr

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed I like the fact that the references section header has correct number agreement. twitter.com/openculture/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

LeVostreGC Grim and fell on the fielde the kynge lifted the sword which was yclept Swordy McSwordface and wore the legendary helm, Helmy McHelmface.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

BrookeTLarson I love seeing the kids' faces when they first meet a nasty relative clause island violation

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)