The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 5th, 2016

dehypotheses – Kooperative Digital Humanities im Kleinen texperimentales.hypotheses.org/1657

via IFTTT (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

RazulAllah Ich könnte heute Abend 1000 Wortspiele mit IS-Land machen. Wollt ihr?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:50 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

whispersystems WhatsApp's Signal Protocol integration is now complete. End to end encryption for everyone by default: whispersystems.org/blog/whatsapp-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Snowden In light of the same PM's next-day resignation, add this to the "list of things never to say in Iceland." twitter.com/AndriErlingsso…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:52 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

twotribes Google 2017: "We acquired this smart pacemaker company!"

Google 2020: "Sorry, we don't support it anymore, will shut down all old devices."

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

kluepfel @Lotterleben C++ ist so was wie eine zweischneidige Schweizer Kettensäge, aber total interessant um es mal gesehen zu haben.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@ojahnn Because whoever builds the larger wins. That’s how this works, right? ;D

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ojahnn

ojahnn I am insanely jealous that @texttheater's students made more bots for him than mine made for me.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:44 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

HaiIkBenEeenKu Met de bruine beer, in het grote blauwe huis, dat is ook wel baas.

via TwitterHaikuGenerator (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

BerteltS17 Bertelt:
Ik houd van suiker
maar ook van suiker siroop
Ongelofelijk

via Toevallige Haiku’s 17 (retweeted on 4:28 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

OnbedoeldeHaiku Vandaag ga ik wat \
mensen terug volgen... Weet \
alleen nog niet wie \
@TisssKempi

via OnbedoeldeHaiku (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

haiku_m als het zo doorgaat, /
kom ik morgen de deur niet /
meer uit /
door @Nynkeex

via Haiku Generator Gev. Prog (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

CrazyHaiku Soms zit ik de bus \
ofso dan heb ik opeens \
zin om te zingen \

Tweet door: @Giftyy_

via CrazyHaiku (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

HaikuBanaan waarom smaakt cola /
uit een blikje anders dan /
cola uit een fles /

via HaikuBanaan (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Rhyming Dutch Twitterbots made by students in my Python class: @Rijmlijmer @def_rhymz @Rijmende_Tweets @Nachtegaaltjes1 @Trambanaan

via Twitter Web Client

TwieTweets ikbendorinde ik haat mijn wekker
anit pff voel me weer niet zo lekker

via projectwilly (retweeted on 4:19 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

twieteam Mooi en ontroerend
Subtiel naar achter loerend

via twieteam (retweeted on 4:00 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Nachtegaaltjes1 Hey dj draai mijn favoriete regaeton
@stefanie_locaa hahaah, omg? Hey dit smaakt zo echt naar karton

via TwieTwietsRhyme (retweeted on 3:58 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Rijmende_Tweets "Hans Borrel, hartelijk dank voor dit fantastische recept
Je weet nooit wat je kunt, tot je het geprobeerd hebt"

via Rijmende Tweets (retweeted on 3:58 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

def_rhymz Wat een lekker weertje
Kan gewoon voor een keertje.

via PythonTwiets (retweeted on 3:56 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Rijmlijmer RT @vets_p: Hoe graag ik u zie das echt niet normaal
@esvanana Mooie invalshoek, goed en indringend verhaal!

via Toevalligerijm (retweeted on 3:55 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

wellendonner "localkost:8080 - Regionales Essen für Hacker aus der DDR"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

astefanowitsch Serendipität, die. /cc @lasersushi @Fischblog pic.twitter.com/qqBAVedjpC

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:46 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

_noujoum "An artist created a giant mural across 50 buildings in Cairo w/o the government noticing" techinsider.io/artist-el-seed… pic.twitter.com/yP2PexKYnY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Gefährdete Arten: Nach zehn Jahren stoppen oder sterben sie

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:21 AM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SimonJGreenhill Great, unpublished, quote from @labov on the weirdness of having linguistic variation as a separate field. pic.twitter.com/v5mlgdX6t7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:12 AM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

WernerTwertzog Bohemianism/hipsterism is aestheticization of income inequality.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:17 AM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@asayeed @MagicRealismBot There is some poem such that for every lobster some empress wants to write that poem about it, obviously.

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

sturdyAlex The leak fuels a carefully constructed, confusing, they're-all-at-it narrative. Vague, general anger is entirely neutralising.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden reddit is legally prohibiting from discussing the Govt's secret gag order, but not @ACLU! reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment… twitter.com/AlexanderAbdo/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jemaleddin Seek/sought, peek/pought?

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:10 AM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

emckean hey , who's gonna make a bot of unattested strong verb paradigms? twitter.com/jemaleddin/sta…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:10 AM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)