The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 8th, 2016

Lotterleben Und der Preis für den besten Firmennamen des Monats geht an... # pic.twitter.com/3HXsTJY9WE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 PM, Apr 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

AnikaNavaroli “Just like garbage in, garbage out, it’s unconstitutional factors in, unconstitutional score out.” Sonja Starr

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:04 PM, Apr 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

shanecelis The Graffiti is left as an exercise for the reader. pic.twitter.com/e9wdUH9PwF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Apr 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Investigating the Potential for Miscommunication Using Emoji | GroupLens grouplens.org/blog/investiga… via @grouplens

via Twitter Web Client

MagicRealismBot A Chinese empress listens to a xylophone that plays every cat's meow ever heard in Thailand.

via Borges Bot (retweeted on 3:07 PM, Apr 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@asayeed @dirk_hovy Ja, "einen Linguisten, den Peter," ist gut.

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

@asayeed Nein, "übrigens ein Linguist" ist schon richtig. "übrigens einen Linguisten" klingt für mich etwas seltsam.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to asayeed

pintsize73 Love this...🐱 pic.twitter.com/CrsgM7kwca

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Apr 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn I got almost three hours of sleep! Now on my way to the bus to the train to the train to the train to London. \o/

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Apr 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Omg "I see humans acting stupid and repetitive in the wild, and I program a computer to be stupid, just like a human" - @tinysubversions

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Apr 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Wal-Mart-Supermarkt bei Bristol: Durch und durch Gymnasium

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 4:45 AM, Apr 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

On page 254 of 288 of Pullern im Stehn, by Fil: ""flachufrige Tunke" goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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On page 212 of 288 of Pullern im Stehn, by Fil: "Gerd sprang mit der unguten Lockerheit e... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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