The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 9th, 2016

tullyhansen "One of the joys of bots is that you can go to sleep and you wake up and they've made something…" – @v21

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tullyhansen @staeiou Those of us not in London are hanging on Freenode in webchat.freenode.net/?channels=bots…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn The V&A has an impressive history of showing digital art since the 1960s.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Frieder Nake taught a class I had in school, introduced me to the idea of generated poetry when I was 16 pic.twitter.com/1xQYojWLnP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

BooDooPerson OK now that the DECOY link has been retired, here's the REAL stream link: youtube.com/watch?v=KTPih7…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Kommentar: WhatsApp hat geliefert - jetzt sind wir dran | heise online heise.de/newsticker/mel…

via Twitter Web Client

FakeAPStylebook NOTE: "internet" is lowercase; "THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" is always all-caps

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:18 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

If life so far has taught me one thing, it’s never to trust the claim “a video of the event will be available afterwards.”

via Twitter Web Client

nsaphra @asayeed If you find yourself in NYC, the Museum of Food and Drink is like the opposite of that. They let you compare vanilla & vanillin!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:48 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Es nennt sich Betonbos (Betonwald), aber es besteht doch größtenteils aus Holz. pic.twitter.com/VOFbAOZkA3

via Twitter for Android from Damsterbuurt, Groningen

Dear record companies, what is this "Album only" shit I keep seeing on Google Play? I'll go back to torrenting those tracks then.

via Twitter for Android

asayeed Not magical!!!! RT @MagicRealismBot: An economist becomes rich by selling the Internet.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 1:06 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed OK this is a bit more like it RT @MagicRealismBot: A naturopath steals lust and hides it inside an emerald shopping mall.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 1:06 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Es ergeht folgender Beschluss: Ich werde Waldfee und das hier ist meine Dienstkleidung. asos.de/Needle-Thread-… pic.twitter.com/9E7026jKzj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:23 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

robert_we bester bot ever. noch besser als @Floskelwolke twitter.com/SPIEGELCaption…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Security staff: "I'm looking for sharp objects."
Me: "Sorry, I'm not carrying any."
Am I doing this right

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:21 AM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

FastCompany Paris is redesigning its major intersections for pedestrians, not cars buff.ly/1XlxHZ4 pic.twitter.com/vgrutk68Ub

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:03 AM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker Watzum, das: Gesichtsausdruck eines Menschen, der zwar unfallfrei bis drei zählen kann, aber erstmals und unerwarte… labenz.texttheater.net/Watzum

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@spinfocl Geschedulet war, dass, aber nicht, was. :D

via Twitter Web Client in reply to spinfocl

SPIEGELCaptions Restaurierte Frauenkirchen-Kuppel: Glamour fast ganz im alten Stil

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:00 AM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)