The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 6th, 2016

Wiki_Irrtum Die sogenannte Heiratsurkunde der Kaiserin Theophanu ist ein Gesichtspiercing in der Wange.

via Wiki Extraction (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Apr 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

On page 30 of 288 of Pullern im Stehn, by Fil: "Die Welt ist witziger, wenn man die ganze... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

SPIEGELCaptions Gedenken an die: Phantastische Dummheit

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:58 PM, Apr 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Rijmlijmer RT @inneroyackers: Zin om mijn zomerkleren boven te halen
Rijkswaterstaat: zwem niet in rivieren en kanalen!

via Toevalligerijm (retweeted on 6:47 PM, Apr 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Unser Ziel ist klar: Karriere in Gefahr

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Apr 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed "The necessity of grammar and the gradience of linguistic judgements: colourless green ideas still do sleep furiously"

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 4:02 PM, Apr 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

When people don't check their email, the fun's over. dilbert.com/strip/2016-04-…

via Twitter for Android

ATBrokenNews Entlaufener Stier bringt das große Gähnen

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 10:22 AM, Apr 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

CurlOfGradient Have you considered that your preoccupation with productivity methods could mean you're not sure what you actually want to do?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:22 AM, Apr 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra John Brown's body lies a-mouldrin' in the grave, but his soul is willing to relocate to San Francisco.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:12 AM, Apr 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Wowereit-Herausforderer Rexrodt, Gysi: Traum vom eigenen Staat

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:10 AM, Apr 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tinysubversions @texttheater @tullyhansen @ojahnn omg are we making a thing

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:44 AM, Apr 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)