The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 10th, 2016

asayeed Pretty much all of the nude studies in the exhibition were looking at invisible smartphones and tablets.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 6:05 PM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed Do I really want to know what Alcyone is reading on her Kindle? pic.twitter.com/COuhQUcDYb

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed Odysseus is annoyed because Penelope is boredly looking at her smartphone and not paying attention to him. pic.twitter.com/PnVeP6LAxA

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Forgetting the phonetic alphabet so saying helpful alternatives like "T for tea", "B for bee" and "P for pea"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Barkercartoons For those who just shrug at the thought of NHS privatisation - this a bill for just six nights in a US hospital pic.twitter.com/3D40zG2FZJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tomscott Well done, Microsoft. The new Edge browser is the fastest and cleanest way to download Chrome that I've ever seen.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Tierarzt Göritz (l.) bei der Untersuchung eines betäubten Elefanten in Tansania: Nr. 12/2009, Personalien: Silvio Berlusconi

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 4:51 PM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@AceKatzi Als Name für deinen Account, meine ich. Schoss mir nur so in den Sinn.

via Twitter for Android in reply to AceKatzi

@AceKatzi Hattest du schon HerzenBrezelnSterne!Katzi? ;)

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn New favorite hello world message pic.twitter.com/cGuP1liRzr

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

normative Gosh, good thing they didn't have any developer-authenticated security circumvention tools to steal. threatpost.com/fbi-quietly-ad…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:39 AM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Enjoying some more discussion rn on Slack. Feels good to not have to produce weird consonants all the time to communicate.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:45 AM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Congratulations to all at – very exciting to watch!

via Twitter Web Client

profjsb feeling = 'liking'
f"I'm {feeling} the new Formatted string literals in 3.6" pic.twitter.com/QfI3lVjyka

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:51 AM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Marlenehelene79 Wenn ich sage, es ist 1996, sagt Ihr "meine Freundin ist weg und bräunt sich" und nicht "da haben sich meine Eltern kennen gelernt", ok?!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:47 AM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)