The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 22nd, 2016

durst Selbstbild als Borbie, der Barbie für Jungs.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish "I might give it a miss" - Translation: You're more likely to see Henry VIII and all his wives there than you are me

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Mobile-first-Web-Frameworks eignen sich übrigens auch sehr gut zur Herstellung von auf mobilen Geräten unbenutzbaren Seiten. ☝️🤓

via Twitter for Android

PeARSsearch You know things are bad when the academic job ad in your inbox brags about the position being 'in a stable democracy'.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

jasonbaldridge On not normalizing the alt-right and not imbuing them with greater importance. They are small, thankfully. thefederalist.com/2016/11/22/dea…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

RyanJohnNelson Today is the feast day of St Cecilia, patron saint of people who literally can't even. pic.twitter.com/augTEsHvY0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

mogelpony Befinde mich in einem Burgerrestaurant, in dem man sich die Stopfen direkt in die Herzkranzgefäße einsetzen lassen kann.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Qualle vor Quante!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Zumindest als Format ist das doch tausendmal besser als Nachrichten.
gapminder.org/answers/

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

wellendonner OH: "Sorry officer, I have a resting insubordination face."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater Flugblatt, ins Pflaster eingebettet pic.twitter.com/7DDG2wowJ3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:38 AM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

EmmaShoucair Sometimes I bake gingerbread cuneiform tablets (Codex Hammurabi) pic.twitter.com/lKlndCc15d

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:26 AM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe OMG THIS "POPUP STORE" IS JUST A LONG INDOOR LINE TO A SNAPBOT IM DED twitter.com/MikeWaterhouse…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:26 AM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)