Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 1st, 2016

_frischebrise “Der Vater von Pippi Langstrumpf ist Megakönig im Taka-Tuka-Land.”

Meine Kinder kennen das N-Wort nicht mehr! \o/

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Nov 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

climagic diff <(docx2txt < agreement.docx) <(docx2txt < newagreement.docx) # Did they really only change what they say they did?

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Nov 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

spinfocl Sagt Thomas Ernst zu meinem -Kapitel. Der Thomas Ernst. twitter.com/spinfocl/statu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Nov 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe If Satan Was a Web Developer m.imgur.com/gallery/qA4Bu

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:56 PM, Nov 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Mist, jetzt ist die Hand gebeizt.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Nov 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

How to choose between the least popular candidates of all time: slate.com/articles/news_… via @Slate

via Twitter Web Client

frachtschaden "Holla, Onkel Egbert, dein Velociraptor nascht ja die Landbevölkerung!"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Nov 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

absurdistwords 3) Deconstructing systems that necessitate black markets and coercive commerce.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Nov 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

absurdistwords 2) Diverting non-violent offenders into community based programs that utilize family and community support

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Nov 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

absurdistwords 1) Restricting prison usage to violent felons only, reducing the population to an efficiently manageable size

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Nov 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

absurdistwords Sure, dealing with violent, hardened criminals is tough, but the system exacerbates this by failing to do the following:

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Nov 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)