Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 10th, 2016

jdcrowley This will be ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL over the next four years, so please spread it around like wildfire pic.twitter.com/VptJIDWcs0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:50 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peakscale American Elections Will Be Hacked - Bruce Schneier

schneier.com/essays/archive…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jessicard well uh, lets relaunch the misandry shirt teespring.com/misandry-shirt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Geekprinzessin Mein Freund hat einen Wagenheber. Ich lass mich natürlich erstmal heben.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@jasonbaldridge But nothing beats Germany's "Bitte achten Sie beim Aussteigen auf den Abstand zwischen Zug und Bahnsteigkante."

via Twitter for Android in reply to jasonbaldridge

SPIEGELCaptions Berliner Flughafen-Baustelle: Sprechender Maschendrahtzaun

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Feorag What is this evil substance? Non-poppable bubble wrap? String up the inventor of that immediately!

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:39 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

shehzadkhalil4 BREAKING NEWS: New York Anti-Trump Protests grow to 100,000. Likely to last through the night.
pic.twitter.com/IZALKXOgq7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Trump hat bisher keinen Genozid versprochen, oder? Das muss gegenüber dem 20. Jahrhundert wohl als Fortschritt gelten.

via Twitter for Android

SoVeryBritish "Just wondering if you'd had any luck with..." - Translation: Why haven't you done it yet?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Facebook has built a platform for the (...) dispersal of (...) lies" twitter.com/zeynep/status/…

via Twitter for Android

netzpolitik Liebe Leserinnen und Leser. Wir müssen reden. netzpolitik.org/2016/liebe-les… pic.twitter.com/uD8ByaXLlK

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Fliege zwischen Ohr und Kopfhörer: Frage an die Leser – Vom Fachmann für Kenner titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

via Twitter Web Client

charlottes0phia So there's a small chance that Trump can still be defeated. It's unlikely, but if the word spreads, it could work?… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

tallinzen strong argument against factorial designs where 50% of the items have a property that's rare in actual language

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Wie es bei Oma immer nach Kaffee stank, lässt sich mit einer Senseo auch nur sehr schwer nachstellen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:24 AM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

_Enanem_ Ok, don't panic… If we hold the North and South Pole down simultaneously for eight seconds, it'll automatically restore to factory settings.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:23 AM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)