The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 8th, 2016

Deadspin The Trump campaign wants to make names of Nevada poll workers public. Judge's response: pic.twitter.com/tes99IMbbH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

existentialcoms If you want to build a real leftest movement, go ahead, but it doesn't happen on election day. On election day you decide who is president.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

A Composer and His Wife: Creativity Through Kink - The New York Times nytimes.com/2016/02/24/art…

via Twitter Web Client

Email Leak Reveals Clinton Ignored Calls for aid From Nigerian Prince - New Roman Times newromantimes.com/email-leak-rev…

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xurxodiz "Adoption of emojis leads to an increase in standard spellings, suggesting all forms of non-standard writing are in… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:10 PM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Stephen_Curry Today's fun fact about the search for extraterrestrial life is brought to you by Martin Rees & @jimalkhalili! pic.twitter.com/5USzaizF5q

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:07 PM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

NaMoGenBo 3... 2... 1... Go! “National Gnu Suspending Month”

via NaMoGenBo (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

NaMoGenBo You’re just in time for “National Needle Juggling Month”

via NaMoGenBo (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

NaMoGenBo Don’t look now, but it’s time for “National Baboon Naming Month”

via NaMoGenBo (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Aaand how exactly is Trump going to pull that off? twitter.com/WalshFreedom/s…

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"Aldi’s chief Fatherland competitor, its arch-nemesis, the perpetual Dorn in its side" slate.com/blogs/browbeat… via @browbeat

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