The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 12th, 2016

pickwick When a straight white man talks about politics that affect him, it's just politics. When anybody else does it, it's "identity politics".

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

m1sp This W3C spec reads like a text on gnostic mysticism pic.twitter.com/CpIYdwrLRP

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:02 PM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater "*You* are implicitly globally existentially closed over!"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:45 PM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Das FBI war also schon gut auf dem Weg dahin. twitter.com/hllizi/status/…

via Twitter for Android

GreggDCaruso If Muslims are required to register w/the government under Trump, I will register as Muslim.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tiger_food Anstandshalber sollte Trump mit Einkassierung der krassesten Wahlversprechen warten, bis Honorare für Apokalypse-Now-Artikel überwiesen sind

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:40 AM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

chrisrodley When Trump wins in 2020, remember this tweet which used bogus data to convince liberals to ignore economic inequali… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

"wenn ihr jemand ein sehr zahmes und wichtiges Haustier zur Verfügung stellt"

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

"Druden (…) sind (…) besessene Frauen, deren Geist eine Drude abspalten kann, manchmal zu gewissen Zeiten wohl auch abspalten muss."

via Twitter Web Client

durst Albtraum gehabt, in dem mir der Vermieter echte antike Vasen geschenkt und somit unabsichtlich offengelegt hat, dass er damals schon lebte.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:15 AM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)