Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Bilk, Düsseldorf

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 2nd, 2020

maximariegold Es wäre doch toll wenn diese ekelhaften Nazis unrecht haben, und in den verbleibenden fünf Tagen das crowdfunding erfolgreich werden könnte leetchi.com/c/trainingscam…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:39 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

pixelatedboat I made a campaign poster Biden can use pic.twitter.com/h0YKMQmCeC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:37 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

gwensnyderPHL @PhillyJwJ @taxmarch @NelStamp @powerinterfaith @daylinleach @khadastrophic @Michael_Nutter @MikeBloomberg 109/

Because, the weekenders are not The Base of the Left.

White dudes that showed up three days ago are not The Movement.

At best, they're cheerleaders.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:31 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

gwensnyderPHL @PhillyJwJ @taxmarch @NelStamp @powerinterfaith @daylinleach @khadastrophic @Michael_Nutter @MikeBloomberg 105/

This isn't new, this isn't fresh.

It's a stale playbook used to peddle regressive, class reductionist bullshit.

It's pearl-clutching about how the women & POC folk keep raising our voices, creating "drama," we'll lose all these new, precious white dude lifestyle Leftists.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:30 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

gwensnyderPHL @PhillyJwJ @taxmarch @NelStamp @powerinterfaith @daylinleach @khadastrophic @Michael_Nutter @MikeBloomberg 98/

Y'all, we were so eager to be inclusive and so hungry for the "energy" these white dudes brough to Occupy that even with women and especially WOC being like "uh, you guys," we tiptoed and let the infection run wild.

It was a Good Emergency, we didn't want to spoil it.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

gwensnyderPHL @PhillyJwJ @taxmarch @NelStamp @powerinterfaith @daylinleach @khadastrophic 68/

And the guys at Reasonable Solutions said YES OF COURSE, SIR. We are the true voice of the left.

How can we be good obedient citizens, sir, and how much will you pay us?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:20 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

gwensnyderPHL @PhillyJwJ @taxmarch @NelStamp @powerinterfaith @daylinleach 29/

"Occupy was white dudes with no demand," right?

Well, yes & no.

Show up to a Philly GA at 6 pm during peak Occupy Fever, and yeah, 100%, white as Wonderbread and male as boycotting Gilette.

Show up at 12 pm when folks were laboring invisibly? Pretty different story.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

gwensnyderPHL @PhillyJwJ @taxmarch @NelStamp @powerinterfaith @daylinleach 27/

And here's where Occupy comes in, because I cannot think of a better object lesson in the dangers of giving quarter to the kind of white men that show up on third base with no creds, grab the mic, then steal home and demand a victory party.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

skglas der kaiser ist nackt, aber sexy

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

5 of 5 stars to The Book Thief by Markus Zusak goodreads.com/review/show/15…

via Goodreads

Liebe den schicken neuen ultrabreiten bidirektionalen Radweg auf der Witzelstraße, der dann irgendwann direkt in den entgegenkommenden Verkehr hineinführt. 🤷 Kein Schild, nur ein kaum sichtbarer Pfeil am Boden. pic.twitter.com/XwxT3rQKIx

via Twitter for Android

derwahremawa Neue Recherche: Journalistennamen, die gleichzeitig Tätigkeiten sind. Beispielsatz: »Gustav seibt, obwohl er lieber seinen Holm friebe.«

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:48 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

skglas So jetzt wäre doch ein guter Anlass mal die "Gemeinsame Außen und Sicherheitspolitik" einzuüben, EU, oder nicht, also das hieße leider dass die nationalen Außenminister etwas piano usw

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:48 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

publictorsten Symbolbild. twitter.com/golem/status/1…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:40 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

mjpost @Ted_Underwood @ojahnn You can also suspect a running process with CTRL-Z, then resume it in the background with "bg"—as if you had &ed from the beginning. "jobs" shows your backgrounded processes.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:00 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

emilymbender In fact, let's pause this thread for a super scientific™️ Twitter poll:

If you could do slow science (fewer publications/year, each more carefully thought through) with no impact on your career prospects, would you prefer that to how things are now?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:56 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

damienxpat non-binary people don’t owe you androgyny

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:27 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

derwahremawa Warum heißt es Amateurmediziner, die über alles besser Bescheid wissen wollen als die Profis, nachdem sie zwei Minuten im Netz recherchiert haben, und nicht Google Docs

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:59 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

hllizi Wie es sich für Nazis gehört ist Chrupalla eins mit seinem Auto. twitter.com/AlexWeigand/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

zirkuspony mir fehlt die gabe solche läden zu erkennen BEVOR ich meinem hafermilch flat white bestelle

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

zirkuspony am nebentisch wird schon wieder fermentiertes irgendwas sich reingeschaufelt jemand trägt einen hoodie mit „new work“ aufdruck bitte abholen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

random_walker That's interesting, considering I've made an academic career of showing that the hot new thing in the industry—worth billions of dollars in many cases—doesn't work at all. And business is booming over here, because industry keeps cranking out more BS. twitter.com/sterlingcrispi…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

RossalynWarren well this is the first time I’ve seen a publication name and shame the people who write abusive comments under their Facebook articles:

Bristol newspaper lists the local people who made threats against Greta Thunberg in their article comments bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-n…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

zeitweise Warum ist mir das Wort nicht vorher eingefallen:
Polarized! Ist eine Knipseljagd.
Eine Schnitzelfotoknipsjagd ohne Schnitzel aber ganz viel KI-Deeplearning.

polarizedgame.net pic.twitter.com/DVrzcBFk45

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

random_walker In 2016, famed eating-habits researcher Brian Wansink wrote this post, blissfully unaware that he was describing p-hacking or what the replication crisis was. It set off alarms, eventually leading to 17 paper retractions and the end of his research career. http://www.brianwansink.... pic.twitter.com/CPTpXmqiCZ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:37 AM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

hllizi Auch Taugenichtse sollten sich selbstverständlich ihre Gedanken machen und sie äußern dürfen. Ein Skandal ist es erst, wenn man ihnen zuhört.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

VerbingNouns THREAD! Please read and then hire @kirbyconrod to keep working on this sort of thing! twitter.com/leahvelleman/s…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

NeuroPolarbear Early candidate for best article title in 2020 pic.twitter.com/H01jEVRgfW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:10 AM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

frachtschaden schulungen in deeskalation und einer gewissen "größe" im denken schon vom kindergarten an. ("größe" hier nicht als selbsterhöhung, sondern als gegensatz zu kleinlichkeit)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Mar 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

frachtschaden der erste schritt dahin wäre z. b., bestimmte stark verankerte mentalitätsbestandteile zu "überarbeiten", z. b. diese schlimme deutsche _unerbittlichkeit_, die sich umso schlimmer ausprägt, je nichtiger die angelegenheit ist

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