Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Bilk, Düsseldorf

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 9th, 2020

wanikenobi Mama raucht das erste Mal nach 30 Jahren einen Joint

Ich: "Und?"

Sie: "Merk nichts."

Ich: "Dann bleiben wir beim Wein."

Sie: "Aber erst Wände haschen."

*lachflash mit pipi

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

MarshallBBurke Reductions in air pollution due to COVID-19 in China have probably saved 20x the number of lives than have so far been lost to the virus. Does not mean pandemics are good, but rather that our economies absent pandemics are bad for health g-feed.com/2020/03/covid-… (Thread 1/n)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

was soll denn der jetzt scheiß

via Twitter for Android

AndrewRAConway Zoom tips: (1) Require students to mute mic when not speaking; (2) Use the “raise hand” feature; (3) “Drop” stuff into the chat, e.g., I drop the GLM equation while walking thru R output via shared screen; (4) Solid shirts, no patterns; (5) Test lighting/background well b4 class.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:41 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

You might even say it's a hard habit to shake. twitter.com/lbsterling/sta…

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gchrupala Hopefully institutions in Europe, including my own @TilburgU, are willing and able to do likewise. At least, as of a couple of days ago, we no longer require a doctor's certificate for sick students to stay at home.🤦 twitter.com/Princeton/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

StefanMuelller Just redownloaded Ross's dissertation from the MIT webserver and discovered that sometimes during the past 9 years it got 10 Mb smaller (~50%), OCRed and writable! So we can annotate MIT theses. Thanks MIT! There is progress! \o/

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:09 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

jeremyphoward As data scientists, we (with @math_rachel) have done our best to look at the data around covid-19, and what it means to you and your community.

Our view: it is appropriate to be very concerned, and significantly change your lifestyle, right now.
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fast.ai/2020/03/09/cor…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

skyglowberlin is immoral / ist unmoralisch.

The damage we do to our health by using alarm clocks will make many of us die at an earlier age than we would have otherwise. twitter.com/herf/status/12…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

cheetah_spotty In Germany "die in hell" is a sentence you can use to buy shoes.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

audreyt It’s an honor to grace the pages of 🗽 @nytopinion!

🙏Please take the time to read my op-ed.

🇹🇼 is crowdsourcing democracy to create a more responsive government. It’s also 🏥healing rifts & creating consensus along the way.

Yes!

nytimes.com/2019/10/15/opi…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:37 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

daniel_erk Nazis in der DDR, die Anfänge des NSU, die Legende vom Rechtsradikalismus als West-Import, 88/90 als Vorläufer von Pegida und der Anfang der :

Das Interview von @garethmetik mit dem @exitdeutschland-Leiter ist wirklich extrem gut.

taz.de/Der-Macher-von…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

migrantifa Habt ihr schon den Brief von Serpil Temiz, Mutter des in ermordeten Ferhat Unvar, gelesen und verbreitet? pic.twitter.com/TsGb38RsLi

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:56 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Im Englischen bezeichnet derselbe Ausdruck das philosophische Konzept des Ersten Bewegers und eine Schwerlastzugmaschine and I think that's beautiful

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mcadams_at_rice Women academic friends with children: I spoke to a prospective graduate student today who was told by a male professor in her department that if she wanted children, she might as well not even shoot for a PhD. Share your stories in this thread to prove he's wrong.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

theativity Hi. :)
Eine Freundin von mir würde sich freuen, wenn möglichst viele Menschen an ihrer Umfrage teilnehmen, insbesondere auch welche, die (deutlich) vor 1996 eingeschult worden sind.
Darf auch gerne geteilt werden. :)
umfrageonline.com/s/jlslingu

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn this is the ideal landscape. you may not like it but this is what hill performance looks like twitter.com/ryandcotterell…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:30 PM, Mar 9th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)