The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 1st, 2020

brynguist Cute of Past Me to snooze approximately 1,000 emails to "2 days after my dissertation draft is due" i.e. today

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Apr 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Fakt: So, wie es buchhaltérisch heißt, heißt es auch gesetzgebérisch. ☝️😑

via Twitter for Android

EuropeansPod The Dutch Corona Minister pauses and looks behind him to watch the interpreter sign: "hamsteren" pic.twitter.com/0TKJ7loi6U

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Apr 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

carlosgr_nlp @mdlhx Thanks, glad you like it! It was a tough sell for reviewers, but for me the question of why e.g. arc-standard is better than arc-eager or vice versa depending on language has always been a thrilling mystery, and I'm glad that at last we have found at least a partial explanation.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Apr 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

SZ_Digital Das Projekt @PeppPt ist der bislang größte und ambitionierteste Versuch, mit moderner Technik aufzuhalten – ganz ohne Überwachung: sz.de/1.4865199

via SZ.de Twitterbot - Digital (retweeted on 8:08 PM, Apr 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mathyawp Stuck at home, with kids? Try this new game: . Who has a winning strategy, player 1 or player 2? (thread) pic.twitter.com/C80Y8IhYhw

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Apr 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Bitte nichts mehr aus meinen kalten, toten Händen winden!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Apr 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn "just a minor second for me, please" pic.twitter.com/uQUKgVUDfB

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Apr 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

nycsouthpaw The key point, I think, is not to privilege information that you know is wrong.

Pls find my comments attached. pic.twitter.com/1DS8vv8hte

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:47 AM, Apr 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

peterbreuer Sollte ich morgen den 27 Millionen Jackpot knacken, kaufe ich XING und ersetze in 4216 Personenprofilen das Wort Querdenker durch Arschloch.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:06 AM, Apr 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)