The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 29th, 2020

Wort des Tages: Asapistenorden

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EnglishGibson A colleague wished me a nice Feierabend “when it comes”. I didn’t have the heart to point out that the correct translation of that phrase is “when it then so wide is”.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

zirkuspony druckfahne aber als synonym für stressbedingten alkoholkonsum

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

arxiv_cscl Extending Multilingual BERT to Low-Resource Languages arxiv.org/abs/2004.13640

via arxiv-twitter (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

HanneyDP “Lithuania’s capital, Vilnius, has announced plans to turn the city into a vast open-air cafe by giving over much of its public space to hard-hit bar and restaurant owners so they can put their tables outdoors and still observe physical distancing rules.” theguardian.com/world/2020/apr…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

sleepy_queer -Your worth as a human isn't tied up in the length, breadth, depth, or quality of your work
-Kindness to yourself and others is more important than your work
-It's Okay That Stuff Is Hard
-Now for real. Water. Sleep. Do it.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

sleepy_queer Grad student middle-of-the-night affirmations:
-You can't read everything
-Comparing your research to that of professors who have been studying the thing for many years is unfair
-It's okay if your work isn't perfect
-You're Doing The Things!!!
-Now go drink some water then sleep

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

BuckRivera Ich fass im öffentlichen Raum alles nur noch mit links an und singe leise ’Ronahand, ’ronahand // Grabs whatever the other one can’t // Touches stuff, shields my cough // Talk to ’ronahand.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:19 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Herr_Rau Sitze gerade in S-Bahn aus der Schule. Habe noch das Gefühl, ein bisschen Unterricht gespielt zu haben, um jetzt wieder meiner eigentlichen Arbeit nachgehen zu können.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:19 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

perseveresther Trellokarte "Tabs schließen"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:18 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

skeptikantin Mein Name stand irgendwo dumm rum und lief nicht schnell genug weg.

Bin jetzt 1st-level-support für E-Klausuren. See you in 2023!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:17 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

reinboth Die Lektion über die Jahreszeiten, die wir heute in der Grundschulfibel der Großen durcharbeiten sollten, müsste wirklich mal überarbeitet werden. Schnee, Regen, Blütezeit - nichts passt mehr so richtig. Hat sie echt verwirrt. Das idealisierte Jahreszeiten-Bild ist Vergangenheit.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:17 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker Krastel, der: Der in ungünstig geformten Marmeladengläsern zurückbleibende, weil mit keinem Löffel oder Messer der Welt zu bergende, Marmeladenrest. labenz.neutsch.org/Krastel

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Dreilendeneck (Sexualpraktik)

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simonw TIL Zoom have 217,000 terabytes a month of traffic now, and Oracle's cloud offering charges almost 1/10th of what AWS and Azure charge for data transfer twitter.com/quinnypig/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC new favourite example of structural ambiguity

(specifically, anaphor referent ambiguity!) pic.twitter.com/XO3OjGrXqJ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

zirkuspony wahrheitsgehalt 32% i.Tr.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:40 AM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

I use predictive text/glide typing for cheating on Duolingo a lot. Don't remember the gender of a Danish noun? Just start typing/swipe either possible definite form and see which one gets suggested/recognized.

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Wer nannte es heute und nicht Diestag

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"sequence design remains a hard problem due to the exponentially many synonymous mRNA sequences that encode the same protein.We show that this design problem can be reduced to a classical problem in formal language theory and computational linguistics that can be solved in O(n3)" twitter.com/lhuang3/status…

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fmailhot just came across this..submitted here w/o comment pic.twitter.com/LAEuvxTgvb

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:45 AM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

emmawage Calling for a temporary ban on data visualization until we figure out what is going on pic.twitter.com/bQAG1PRQAa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:40 AM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Fakt: Spülmaschine heißt auf Französisch vâcheur des dîches

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ojahnn Das spätabendliche Gespräch über den nächsten Tag gestaltet sich schwierig, weil wir versuchen, uns zu entscheiden, ob wir Flammkuchen oder Pfannkuchen essen, während wir beide unsere Zähne putzen. Wir einigen uns schnell, sind aber unsicher, auf welche Option.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:01 AM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

fmailhot tfw your LM has an accidentally true justified belief

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:01 AM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Die Älteren unter uns werden sich daran erinnern, dass es – wie viele? – Jahrzehnte gedauert hat, bis Microsoft eine Maus eine Maus genannt hat und nicht ein "Windows-kompatibles Zeigegerät" and I think that's beautiful.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:01 AM, Apr 29th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)