The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 30th, 2020

GabrielBerlin Exzellenzklabaster

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

NeinQuarterly Tolstoyevsky. Still my favorite Russian author.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

SalivaGlance Es gibt keine Gleichheit vor dem Gesetz im Kapitalismus. Es ist vollkommen unmöglich, unter kapitalistischen Bedingungen eine solche Gleichheit herzustellen.

Wer viel Geld oder mächtige Beziehungen hat, hat gute Anwälte und damit auch faktisch mehr Rechte. Ganz einfach.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson – Markieren Sie die Checkbox
– check the box

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:41 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

xkcdComic Everyone's an Epidemiologist xkcd.com/2300/ m.xkcd.com/2300/ pic.twitter.com/2LVnVIvAlp

via xkcdComic (retweeted on 8:18 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

AriannaBisazza Happy to introduce UDapter: a new multilingual parser w/ state-of-the-art results on high- *and* low-res (zero-shot) languages. Soft parameter sharing via typology features does work! W/ @ahmetustun89 @gosseb @gertjanvannoor1 (@GroNlp)

arxiv.org/abs/2004.14327
(code coming soon)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa KAMPF UM RESSOURCEN – die neuen Folgen
Teil 8: ZANK UM ZINK
Freitag 22:15

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

LeavittAlone So we accidently ran an experiment where we did the most any individual can do to reduce carbon emissions and it’s not enough. twitter.com/mckinleaf/stat…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Dunkelmagier My dog has no business being this cute

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn This would be the perfect title for my next PhD colloquium talk, but alas, I have opted out of giving a talk this semester, before I knew I was going to find a brilliant title like this. twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness Rarely is the question asked, is our neural network learning?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

lorehayek @mauszfabrick diese frage kann ich letztgültig beantworten: das schmimmste sind bedruckte folien, die so tun als wären sie gabionen. pic.twitter.com/LFwYzn9RMf

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

uppsala_nlp Check out our ACL 2020 paper about probing language models for syntactic structure across different formalisms (and languages): arxiv.org/abs/2004.14096 !

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

frachtschaden eine augmented reality-brille, die in echtzeit einen pfad mit maximalem inferiertem abstand zu allen anderen anzeigt

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Wer nannte es Latenz und nicht Mittlerweile

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perseveresther Geschäfte nur noch mit Lächelhut betreten, um trotz Mimikmangel freundlich auszusehen! ☝️🤓

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

GabrielBerlin Mindmap nur noch ~Landkarte des Geistes~ nennen, denn dies ist Deutschland, das Land der Dichter und Denker, und das muss es auch, und gerade weil, unter den Bedingungen seiner technischen Reproduzierbarkeit!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

robvegas Held des Tages.
pic.twitter.com/pUBieRM565

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn ^ this is a tweet about me having written the perfect set of scripts that do allll the work for me, except for that one bit where a human has to look at data and make decisions

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn Waiter, There's A Human In My Loop

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:53 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

derherrjensen Dieser Tweet der @Junge_Union wurde nach drei Jahren gelöscht. Anscheinend wurde es auch der JU etwas zu spannend. pic.twitter.com/rCLbUBTxLB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:53 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

GabrielBerlin Warum heißt es Partnerbörse und nicht Bezirzamt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:52 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

simplic10 Change my mind pic.twitter.com/R18gm4I3iJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

emilymbender @googlescholar_ @aclanthology I take being careful about citations, and in particular, citing the (ahem) archival version of a paper, to be a hallmark of, you know, scholarship.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:49 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

emilymbender Fixing the bibliography for our paper and in particular making sure we're citing the published versions rather than arXiv preprints wherever possible and finding it extremely annoying that @googlescholar_ privileges arXiv over @aclanthology >>

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:49 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

applyingforjob also I feel that I should say this is not about a quick "sorry" (which is fine and appreciated) this is about where they start like, sobbing and telling you about their moms boyfriends trans cousin

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:47 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

applyingforjob If I wanted to hear a monologue I would go see a play

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:47 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

applyingforjob Getting misgendered feels bad, but the apology after? Also not great

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:47 AM, Apr 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Lol ich hab meins ein paar Monate nach dem Abi verloren twitter.com/blume_bob/stat…

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