The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 28th, 2020

fmailhot Gettier paradoxes for LMs twitter.com/tallinzen/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:59 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness Python 3.9 looks great (PEP 585 improves type hinting generics so you can say things like `list[str]`, PEP 616 adds better methods for removing prefixes and suffixes of strings).

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:52 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Er sieht aus wie das blubbernde Leben!

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:52 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Word of the day: sheepicity

via Twitter for Android

Werther's Original Caramel Popcorn Brezel

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

_noujoum Er (liest im Kochbuch): "...Auflauf mit Lauch und Tomaten.. Zutaten: 4 Lauchzwiebeln.... Zwiebelringe dazugeben.... Ja was denn jetzt??! Lauch, Lauchzwiebeln oder Zwiebeln??? WORDS HAVE MEANINGS!!!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

HannavonKaese @ojahnn Meinst du etwa so? pic.twitter.com/GyUAwdqM6F

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:59 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

stipulative Regular people: I have never forgotten what you said all those years ago. What a sweet sentiment!

Linguists: I have never forgotten what you said all those years ago. What a curious construction!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn saw this in my timeline and immediately yearned to go back to a climbing gym twitter.com/artist_miro/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

"You are welcome and encouraged to create or contribute an issue to report a bug, request a feature, make a usability suggestion, or express a nebulous desire." github.com/mouse-reeve/fe…

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tripofmice Are you interested in a federated alternative to Goodreads that doesn't use Amazon?

because I'm making a federated alternative to Goodreads that doesn't use Amazon

github.com/mouse-reeve/fe…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Fürchtegott Blümchenriech Wackerfels

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zaubararin Im Herbst 2026, wenn die Covid-Maximilians und Corona-Sophies mit vollen Schultüten aus den Eigenheimen hüpfen und ihre Eltern von deren LehrerInnen erstmals über die wirtschaftlichen Folgen der Pandemie unterrichtet werden.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

derwahremawa Der letzte Schrank hat keine Tassen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

fmailhot is there a name for the "no inner voice" thing (analogous to "aphantasia")

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau Wieso ist bei welt.de eigentlich die Zählmarke für VG Wort sichtbar, die Seite wird also als aufgerufen markiert, der Text selber ist aber hinter einer Paywall verborgen? Machen das alle so?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

skglas gute twitterer halten einen mindestabstand von 1 meta

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

zufallsshirt Das unaufhebbare Nichtbescheidwissen der Stachelrochen

via Zufallsshirt (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

frachtschaden Bin mittlerweile der Auffassung, dass man in öffentlichen Mitteilungen von Statistiken (R0, Wahlumfragen etc.) *nur noch* das Konfidenzintervall angeben sollte und gar nicht mehr den Mittelwert.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

m_rinck Mit dem Nähdrescher!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

peterdhintz Die Volksbühne muss wieder öffnen, Frank Castorf in der ersten Reihe sitzen, die feuchte Aussprache von Mephistopheles im Gesicht spüren, Faust muss sich wieder auf einem Sowjetpanzer ausziehen, drin sitzt Gretchen

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

peterbreuer Klappentext: „Ein Buch, das man mit Meerwasser übergießen, einfrieren und mit einer Axt zerschlagen möchte.“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

visakanv my desire to make bread has been greatly multiplied 100x by all the timeline talk about it

0 x 100
= 0

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Word of the day: pet tenet

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zeynep The secret behind many of the beach-shaming photos! (Of all the places to go outdoors—and we should go outdoors for immunity, health and mental health– hard to think of better ones than beaches: sunny, ventilated, large). But tweet a shaming pic of a beach, get a zillion RTs!🤷‍♀️ twitter.com/baekdal/status…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:36 AM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

vandroidhelsing me: do you have to do that
the angel drinking whole milk in the kitchen at 2AM:
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🔥🔥 👁️👁️🥛🔥
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me: never mind

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 AM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

hmmm_bot hmmm pic.twitter.com/sXYcz7yM6F

via IFTTT (retweeted on 6:28 AM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Quarantäne, Tag 15.330. Habe den Planeten seit meiner Geburt nicht verlassen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:23 AM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

rankandfileca This is straight-up union busting by Foodora. But this is no reason to give up the fight. The struggle of Foodora workers to form a union has already forced the laws to change in favour of workers' rights. Foodora may leave, but gig delivery jobs aren't going anywhere. twitter.com/SaraMojtehedz/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:17 AM, Apr 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

testa_alfred @frachtschaden hahahaha!

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