The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 2nd, 2020

wellformedness I hate transformers so much. By far the most hyper-parameter-sensitive tool I have ever used.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

JMBooyah Sweetie everyone’s already washing their hands five+ times a day, covering their face, not shaking hands + avoiding bars. Not only are we already here, you’re all Muslim. Salam brother. twitter.com/talkmaster/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:58 PM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Contwixt We all have that one friend who returns our yacht a little too clean.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Geht ja gar nicht, muss aber.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

texttheater Erdnussbuttergallertzeit

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

schrillmann ich gehe nicht spazieren, ich knüpfe an Baudelaires Flâneur an, bitch

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:48 PM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @sjmielke @mayhewsw Mich zu adressieren ist bis auf weiteres und ohne Ausnahme streng untersagt!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau Einkaufen in engen Supermarktgängen hat gerade viel von Pacman.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:29 PM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

gedankenstuecke We should maybe add a new 18th UN Sustainable Development Goal: Life on Lockdown

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn @yuvalpi @mayhewsw Why not make the verb separable *and* have an umlaut.

(4) Äffe mich nicht klammer!

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

peterbreuer Die FDP ist stets gegen allgemeine Denkverbote, setzt aber in diesem Bereich vorbildlich auf Freiwilligkeit.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

hmmm_bot hmmm pic.twitter.com/PZIxD1aaFg

via IFTTT (retweeted on 8:33 AM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

IckyJoe Hice hotcakes para todos y pues, hice hotcakes PARA TODOS. pic.twitter.com/Kh5Enmtf66

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:24 AM, Apr 2nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)