The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 12th, 2020

wiase Zweitaccount, aber im Kopf.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

JoLepp Auf das deutsche Feuilleton wollte sich Herbert Feuerstein nicht verlassen. Im Januar 2015 schrieb er seinen eigenen Nachruf und nahm ihn für das Radio auf, den der WDR heute ausstrahlt. "Zu gerne hätte ich das Sendedatum gewusst", sagt er am Ende. Stark! www1.wdr.de/radio/wdr5/sen…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:27 PM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Foone If I was a decade younger (like my roommate) , I'd just pay with my phone as my first choice .
If I was a decade (or two) older, I wouldn't think to pay on my phone/wouldn't have it set up to pay on there.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:23 PM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Foone If you want to know how old I am, I sometimes go into a store, try to pay and realize I forgot my wallet in the car, then after a moment of "shit, I'm gonna have to ask them to wait while I run and grab it", I remember I live in the future, and pay with my phone.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:23 PM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

peterdhintz “You complete me” ist Englisch und heißt übersetzt „Du machst mich fertig.“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:28 PM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ecpankratz Is there any work on prototype-based annotation out there? I'm thinking like "How good a representation of category X is this text?" instead of "Is this text in category X yes/no"

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

rosalyster The last thing I will say about the dentist and her rats is that “hairless rats are easy to clean” sounds like an opaque Polish expression about the dangers of trusting your colleagues with secrets within a large bureaucracy, maybe

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Museum für moderne Kunst egal wo auf der Welt Bingo-Karte
Nagelbild von Günther Uecker
Schwarzweißfotografien von Bernd und Hilla Becher
Film von Pipilotti Rist
Neonschreibschrift
Irgendwas von Beuys
...

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nsaphra LSTMs are yet another example of how *algorithms* and *architectures* contain bias that can't be "blamed" on the training data.

Is it benign? Just consider how this preference can fail on languages without English's right-branching tendency! twitter.com/timnitgebru/st…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:30 PM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: sich abkürbseln

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SpiritofLenin Socialism sounds great in theory but, in practice it usually gets overthrown in a CIA-backed fascist coup.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:11 PM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist примарситься, приверениться, припланетиться... I just really want this to be productive morphology

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:28 AM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Wie so oft wurde dieses Problem im Französischen bereits vor Längerem besprochen und gelöst lci.fr/sciences/insig… twitter.com/brynguist/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist so in Russian, when you "land" on earth (земля) the verb is приземлиться, when you land on the moon (луна), the verb is прилуниться, but there's no special verb for landing on Mars? Well I think THAT settles who won the space race

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Senficon Deutschland und die EU reden viel von digitaler Souveränität, aber unsere kritische Open Source-Infrastruktur lassen sie lieber von anderen finanzieren. Wo bleibt Europas Open Technology Fund? Meine Kolumne bei @heiseonline: heise.de/meinung/Edit-P…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:41 AM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

kirbyconrod everyone responding to this tweet telling me that it's impossible to do this:
- if you are precarious, I am not here to tell you what to do to get by. but please try some harm reduction, burnout is permanent
- if you are securely employed, just please try doing a worse job

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:39 AM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

InaPraetorius Der Markt regelt alles, solange die Sonne scheint, alle happy sind und die Frauen den Rest erledigen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:24 AM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Kleinstod In Chemnitz liegt neuerdings Karl Marx Darm rum. Im selben Maßstab wie der Nischel. pic.twitter.com/GXQBumIpx9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:08 AM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Beruf des Tages: Lebenslaufschöner*in

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isthishalal I love irregular texters cause there's a mutual understanding between us that its okay to text back 5 days later with no bad vibes

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:39 AM, Oct 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)