The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 28th, 2020

dwr Google scale: take 5 iconic, visually distinct logos and ruin all of them at once. pic.twitter.com/yttToio8NV

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Donkey sentence of the day: if a man is a professor in a picturesque university town, he uses it as his Zoom background.

via Twitter for Android

wellformedness What's more, this was great. Every worker deserves robust labor protections.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness If in 1969 you wrote down a few rules from Newman's grammar of Yokuts they were just required to give you tenure at a land-grant college.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

vonFriedland Zweimal falsch ergibt einmal richtig.. pic.twitter.com/THDot9aCsa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wiase Was ist das überhapt immer für ein Vorwurf, Forschende seien mit der Pharmaindustrie verbandelt? Okay, dann sind wir nicht mehr verbandelt, aber dann gibt es auch keine neuen Medikamente, also... äh.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

patio11 A thing people inside industries understand that outsiders don’t: how much of the world is caused by the career incentives presented to individuals.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:01 PM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

skglas "The message is clear: Out with the old — the things that built your trust; and in with the new — the things that capitalize on your trust" twitter.com/tradem/status/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:47 PM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

anna_pryslopska I've burned through most of my "be" puns but I still have a copula my sleeve.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

brynguist Linguists of twitter, wanna do a spooky grammar thread? Reply with your spoopiest linguistic data. I'll start with a passage from our sketch grammar that I'm editing today pic.twitter.com/THTjNzB1sY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:09 AM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

67% done with Playing in the Dark, by Toni Morrison goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

caroverbeek Hora Est! It’s ‘Dr. Caro’ now 😁 it was both nerve wracking and fun and luckily still felt ceremonial (I had sent our the scent of laurel - the smell of victory so we could smell simultaneously) thank you amazing committee @IngerLeemans @peterdecupere pic.twitter.com/G1jO3cmlT3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:59 AM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

EmmaSManning "sweetbread is meat. for sweet bread, see sweetmeat" omg english is cancelled pic.twitter.com/KTbrVCbw60

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:12 AM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Achtsames Autofahren – so wichtig
naja pic.twitter.com/fk5xeecA6i

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 AM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

widdikombe Time to brush up! newyorker.com/news/news-desk… via @NewYorker

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:08 AM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

cassinaooo este tuíte me tocou de uma maneira pessoal e intransferível twitter.com/thingskatedid/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:57 AM, Oct 28th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)