The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 27th, 2020

Wer nannte es Modeopfer und nicht Klufti

via Twitter for Android

MerriamWebster Don't make us tap the sign.
merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Enigma424 Ein Thread über Erfahrungen in der öffentlichen Verwaltung. Kann ich im Grunde so unterschreiben. twitter.com/pgolka/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:02 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

KidsWriteJokes There are two guys, riding a bike. One is washing his hair. And the other one is not.

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 6:05 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ecpankratz ich handhätte das anders

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:52 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GalaxyKate Strong disagree. Doofy scifi cinematic VR doesn't do anything for me*, but I get a shockingly real sense of telepresence from interacting with people in even janky social VR with the new hardware

(*the Matrix/snowcrash-VR fantasy led the industry on a bad path since forever) twitter.com/togelius/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mspro was in vielen köpfen immer noch nicht angekommen ist, ist die tatsache, dass bei exponentiellem wachstum der zeitpunkt der intervention wichtiger ist, als die art der intervention. je schneller wir handeln, desto weniger schlimm müssen die einschränkungen sein. twitter.com/karl_lauterbac…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:22 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

YAGroningen To facilitate social interaction in our @GroNlp group, I've also recreated my @FacultyofArtsUG @univgroningen Harmoniegebouw office hallway. When working, I have this window open, so that my colleagues can go to my virtual office and chat with me. Other colleagues also do this. pic.twitter.com/UoZIv2CBZl

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

KidsWriteJokes What does a computer do when it's on a star?
It keeps on. It keeps on doing the words.

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

smdiehl If you went to any other profession and told them that the core activity they do all day can be replaced it would be comical. If you tell doctors and said we're going to move to No-Medicine or architects to No-Building you'd be laughed at. (5/)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker Doppleschwand, die: Von den beiden Wänden, die man bei einem Vollrausch vor Augen hat, diejenige, an der man sich tragischerweise festhält. labenz.neutsch.org/Doppleschwand

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

FiboKowalsky Gender bias in "gold" labels of a natural language inference dataset:
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭
𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙨
𝘈 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

perseveresther what's your strongest weakness

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

spreeblick Gerade ist Post vom Gesundheitsamt gekommen. An Frau Johnny Haeusler. Ich soll bis zum 19.10. in Quarantäne gehen.

Der Brief ist datiert auf den 17.10., Poststempel ist der 26.10.2020.

Es ist schon alles sehr kaputt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn just encountered another alumnus of my Alma Mater, considered for a split second viewing him as my Alma Frater

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:07 AM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

HeyPieter Latest version actually is this pic.twitter.com/WEJ2LPBg2U

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Kleinstod Zwei Seelen wohnen, ARGH!, in meiner Brust.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:54 AM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

romapancake I might not actually be bilingual enough for this, but if your immigrant parents were more successful in shaming you into fluency than mine were, here's a concrete way you can offer your time/ability: twitter.com/postcards4USA/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:15 AM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid does anybody need anything eating? this is an eating things account now

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:14 AM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

randal_olson Someone surveyed 1,600 people about how many holes certain objects have. The answers are... perplexing.

Source: reddit.com/r/dataisbeauti… pic.twitter.com/0apt2Clk9R

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:59 AM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

XKCDAltTextBot @xkcdComic try it)."

via XKCDAltTextBot (retweeted on 3:57 AM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

XKCDAltTextBot @xkcdComic Alt/title text: "New phone OS features: Infinite customization (home screen icons no longer snap to grid), dark mode (disables screen), screaming mode (self-explanatory), and coherent ultracapacitor-pumped emission (please let us know what this setting does; we've been afraid to

via XKCDAltTextBot (retweeted on 3:57 AM, Oct 27th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)