December 1st, 2020

Grumpfdalm Wer nannte es unsichere Pyrotechnik und nicht Fangesenge?

10:07 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wayfu Die Geschmacksexplosion hatte die Kraft von 150 Gramm Dönermeat

7:36 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Bobic In 30 years it would become virtually the only way people date twitter.com/wwwtxt/status/…

12:54 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:56 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

nisamalli I love the idea of this model and would love to see more of this kind of university staff research jobs as training programs outside of the sciences! twitter.com/random_walker/…

6:02 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:56 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

pfadintegral Kann jemand die CDU Sachsen-Anhalt behutsam beiseite nehmen und ihr erklären, dass das komplette System der Gebührenfestsetzung samt KEF einzig und allein geschaffen wurde, damit genau das nicht passiert? pic.twitter.com/ywmhg4K9dm

5:23 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wayfu just a heads up about this new car parts transport thriller, the trailer's full of spoilers

4:51 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender Hey @WhovaSupport no one needs to use the damn mobile app when we're all attending from our homes, TVYM. (I realize this is an automated message, but maybe by Dec 2020 it could have been removed?) #Coling2020 pic.twitter.com/hzVqRWZKjn

4:05 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

texttheater There are video players that pretend to be "paused" while buffering, so you can't pause. This is a transcendental level of stupidity.

9:14 PM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:59 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

microth Have you ever wondered where the limits of NLP lie? Maybe it is worth doing a PhD on natural language _mis_understandings? If you are interested, check out the two open positions in my independent research group: ims.uni-stuttgart.de/en/institute/n…

2:58 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

walterama I propose we cancel all work / school / adulting for the next 5 weeks and try again in 2021.

11:10 PM, Nov 29th, 2020 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

daniel_hers Is "road construction" the construction of roads 🛣️🏗️, or a fixed expression? 🚧
Our COLING paper "Comparison by Conversion: Reverse-Engineering UCCA from Syntax and Lexical Semantics" shows how questions like this delineate meaning representations:
aclweb.org/anthology/2020…

1:49 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:33 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

kassiopeeia Can we finally use “skilled” instead of “talented” 👉👈 thank you

10:05 AM, Nov 30th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Inreressensgruppe "Frühstück" pic.twitter.com/u7pCIE4Zwv

11:32 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

daniel_hers Love meaning representations? Curious about UCCA? Check out our tutorial @coling2020, with @AbendOmri, Dotan Dvir, Jakob Prange and @complingy!
Pre-recorded presentations are on the COLING live website. Live Q&A on Sunday, December 12th at 14:30-18:00 CET.
github.com/UniversalConce… twitter.com/coling2020/sta… pic.twitter.com/GqmRfh8o2L

11:19 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mdlhx Today, past me made me smile, I refactored my .bashrc last summer so that my prompt would look like this in December: pic.twitter.com/oX1Qyqr0IS

11:19 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

isoglosse Three ways of dealing with German umlauts, shown in one paragraph of a newspaper article:

1) Drop them (e.g., in traditional exonyms like ‘Munich’ < München).
2) Replace them by base letter + e (e.g., ‘Allgaeuer’ < Allgäuer).
3) Use them just like in German (e.g., ‘Grünten’). pic.twitter.com/BJupMwb1sE

8:43 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

KidsWriteJokes Why did the duck cross the road?

Because he was walking across the road!

10:01 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

mimimibe @staudner Panisch werden Schneeketten unter den Porsche Cayenne montiert. Der Bart doppelt gewachst. Das Brötchenholen wird endlich zum Abenteuer, das Werbung und Phantasie lange versprochen haben!

7:34 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:00 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender These are utterly hilarious and also make a really important point: the authoritative presentation of information can quickly become misinformation when combined with the right (wrong?) user context. >> twitter.com/xkcd/status/13…

4:53 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

EmmaSManning inter agitator agreement

11:55 PM, Nov 30th, 2020 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Fakt: Wegen Corona müssen wir Abstriche machen

11:59 PM, Nov 30th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

HairlessThoctar This is going to end up being some stupid viral marketing campaign for some silicon Valley bullshit nobody asked for twitter.com/disclosetv/sta…

10:18 PM, Nov 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Dec 1st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)