The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 15th, 2020

EmmaSManning Step 1: put on coat
Step 2: put on hat
Step 3: take off hat
Step 4: put on mask
Step 5: put on hat
...

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Sehr prominent im Soundtrack von Ozark ein Instrument, das ich mal behelfsweise "Cyber-Kuhglocken" nennen möchte

via Twitter for Android

texttheater Practical joke idea: sew someone a Klein t-shirt.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:02 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

curledbitch me chilling in my room laughing at my own jokes cause im fucking hilarious pic.twitter.com/EcA6kfQvec

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

wiase Ich: "Kind, laß das mal jetzt, der Witz wird nicht mehr lustiger, wenn man ihn jede Runde wiederholt."
Kind: "DER lacht noch!"
Mann: *beeimert sich*
Ich: "..."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mcmillen New York Times 2020: "is Defund The Police too aggressive?" twitter.com/_waleedshahid/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:17 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

EmmaSManning I thought I liked the asynchronous elements of previous conferences, but being at a fully-synchronous conference, especially a smaller one with only one session happening at a time, is SO much easier executive-function-wise

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

marga_owski Wer am Ende dieses Pestjahres nur noch wenig Energie und Hoffnung hat, kann von denen lernen, die diesen Zustand ganz gut kennen – von chronisch depressiven Menschen, die oft ziemlich viele Kompetenzen entwickeln, mit solchen Zuständen klar zu kommen. spiegel.de/kultur/corona-…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

remcoknooi Vraagje voor de etymo's onder ons. We hebben zieden/sudderen, vonken/fonkelen, zijpen/sijpelen, zabben/sabbelen. (Whatever zijpen/zabben is.) Waarom doet de frequentatief niet mee aan het Oudhollandsche gezelschapsspel "Geeft fricatieven in een simplex anlaut een stem!"?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Wer nannte es Leute treffen und nicht viral gehen

via Twitter for Android

NotRightRuth I'm involved in this project on men and non-binary people who have given birth in England. Where my previous work focused on personal narratives, this study will help us put together statistics for the first time and influence provision of NHS England services.

Please do share! twitter.com/transpregnancy…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

@_shengche Maybe they determine the location and/or HTTP request headers of the servers that get the preview for you based on some (semi-)immutable variable based on where and when you created the account. Having lived in NL 2011-2017 I also still sometimes notice oddities like this.

via Twitter Web App in reply to _shengche

mmbollmann If German PhDs are called "Dr. phil." and the "philosophy" part comes from Greek philo- "loving" and -sophia "wisdom", the abbreviation really just says "doctor love", sorry I don't make the rules

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:38 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

GabrielBerlin Mikrowelle auf 600 Watt vorheizen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi "Die Welt ist die Gesamtheit der Tatsachen, nicht der Dinge"

Frühe OOP-Kritik.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:26 PM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

@_shengche 🤔 Does your Microsoft/Skype account have any country information associated with it?

via Twitter for Android in reply to _shengche

engl. I'm blanking on her name right now.
dt. Ich blanchiere gerade ihren Namen

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peterbreuer Vielleicht interessant für Medienhäuser: Das „neuartige Coronavirus“ heißt offiziell ab dem 15. Dezember 2020 um 9.30 Uhr nur noch „das inzwischen liebgewonnene und längst altvertraute Coronavirus“.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:46 AM, Dec 15th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)