The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 3rd, 2020

jbinnewitt Ohne Wenn und Aber.*

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:14 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Wer nannte es Handel und nicht Feilschindustrie

via Twitter for Android

texttheater Wort des Tages: Exozerebral

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn It sucks that my oven broke and I have to get a new one, but at least it'll give me a chance to ask the oven delivery person why they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food twitter.com/YashichiDSF/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Sind DUBLETTEN unter meinen Follower_n? 😳😯🤨‼️

via Twitter for Android

cappu_mit_hut Herr Kochkunst, vor zwei Wochen schien die Welt noch in Ordnung: twitter.com/kochkunstRecoo…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:11 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

HTHRFLWRS REMEMBER:
* FRANKENSTEIN IS THE NAME OF THE PERSON MADE OUT OF CORPSES, AS HE TOOK HIS FATHER'S LAST NAME
* FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER IS THE SCIENTIST, AS HE IS THE VILLAIN OF THE BOOK "FRANKENSTEIN"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

spiritbox3 I went for a more traditional angel this year.

...I'm not afraid pic.twitter.com/Qe6mUbScBO

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

rheinbahn_intim "Es gibt Vorsorgeuntersuchungen beim Zahnarzt und beim Frauenarzt. Ich finde, es müsste auch eine beim Psychiater geben."
(Lisa, 26)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:47 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

rheinbahn_intim "Das haben die Ungläubigen gemacht, das geht nicht kaputt."
(Said, 22)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

rheinbahn_intim "Entschuldigung, darf ich fragen, wieviel ihr Outfit gekostet hat?"
(Adam, 11)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

rheinbahn_intim "Es ist Montag, Roswitha, da wird nicht geglitzert!"
(Horst, 74)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat regelmäßige Phantomgeschmack-Flashbacks von der Flouridpampe mit Honigmelonenaroma, die ich bei der letzten Zahnreinigung versalbt bekam

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

skglas Richtiger Hinweis von @Markus_Soeder , wonach der rein statistischer Blick der Öffentlichkeit auf die tausenden Todesfälle eine ethische Kapitulation sei.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid Art, plot, design and idea: my dear friend @thos_thom, who can express me better than I can express myself
Stuff about the C standard: me
Slightly wonky inking of the text so you can hopefully read it here on Twitter: me, here in 2020

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

stepgodoke Leute sagen zu introvertierten personen sie sollen mehr reden und ihre komfortzone verlassen aber niemand sagt zu extrovertierten personen dass sie ihr fresse halten sollen um die zone komfortabel zu machen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

nikitaredwoman Any movie that has a party scene is now a period piece

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

jodotcom Being good at things is not the point of doing them. pic.twitter.com/82L0tzcuEm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:08 AM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Scheise hatte Hunni im Wettbüro auf Grobschluff gesetzt twitter.com/StZ_NEWS/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

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github.com/preactjs/wmr pic.twitter.com/R7Cgl40fMx

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:56 AM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid I don't. Why do we push ourselves to constantly deliver? twitter.com/Bugcrowd/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:09 AM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson Normal people: which rooms have you aired so far?

me: where have you everywhere gelüftet?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:59 AM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid okay, I'm going to try No Tweet November. is it still November yet? is no tweet November a thing?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:59 AM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

VQuaschning In Deutschland gibt es rund 14 Millionen Einfamilienhäuser. Nur ein Bruchteil davon hat eine . Dabei kann eine Solaranlage bis zu 10 Tonnen einsparen. Macht Euer Dach voll!
Infos dazu unter
dasisteinegutefrage.de/Solaranlage-Da…
youtu.be/J5avgZdX26o pic.twitter.com/T1sZZjbJqY

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:20 AM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

the_maki @the_maki Täglich lokale Bewohner in lange Ästuargespräche verwickeln, bis man gemieden wird.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:12 AM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Dunkelmagier tired: Kette vom Nasenpiercing zum Ohrring
pirate: Kette vom Nasenpiercing zur Augenklappe zum Ohrring

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:52 AM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mjpost @ojahnn @mmbollmann IMO "rsync --delete" should ask for a few rounds of confirmation.

"Are you sure? (y/*)"

"Are you sure you're sure? (YES/*)"

"Have you considered that you might have specified the wrong target directory? (I have considered this/*)"

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:51 AM, Dec 3rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)