The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 2nd, 2022

SecretCoAuthor Perfektes Foto heute in der @noz_de, wie Autofahrer ihren eigenen Stau erzeugen. Die Ampel ist grün, die Fahrbahn dahinter frei. Aber der Querverkehr musste ja unbedingt noch in die Kreuzung einfahren... pic.twitter.com/Xvqe546lRD

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

torben_kassler Hey Süße*r bist du ein*e Freiwillige*r bei einer Zaubershow oder warum will ich dich in der Kiste zerlegen?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:41 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

formschub Vereinzelt sind noch Menschen bei Sinnen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:41 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

“Snooze that fire, I’ll put it out tomorrow.”

via Twitter for Android

GretchenAMcC Why I both love and mistrust linguists when it comes to language usage data:

Friend: oh and there's a washroom over there if you need it
Me: wow, interesting, you have "washroom" here, that's also the term in Canada
Friend: no I was just using it for your benefit

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ladyaltona Der beste Premierminister der letzten 20 Jahre war eigentlich Hugh Grant.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

NerdyAndQuirky billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Sind UTEN unter meinen Fol

via Twitter for Android

XKCDAltTextBot @xkcdComic Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php…

Title text: "Their 'best philosophy of epistemology' picks are great, but you can tell they're struggling a little in the 'why you should trust us' section."

via XKCDAltTextBot (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

kroscoo Are count-based language models still important paedagogically? NLP professor acquaintances: do you still cover simple n-gram language models in your NLP courses?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

leonardganz hyperloop von der bib zur mensa wann @HHU_de ???

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

valeriehalla hey. apropos of nothing: switch to firefox. throw your browser in the trash and use firefox. switch to firefox because firefox is not chrome and every other browser is, including all of the ones that are not called chrome, and this is existentially bad for the future of the web

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

buchischnubbel Meine Mutter liebt mich nicht, mein Mann hat Krebs, ich habe diverse psychische Störungen und zu allem Überfluss verbringe ich 9h am Tag auf dieser Höllenplattform.

(witzig gemeint)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

When a speaker goes off a tangent during a talk and eventually has to respawn

via Twitter Web App

Warum heißt es Arbeit zugewiesen bekommen und nicht Aufgaben aufgabeln

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VicVijayakumar 1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion
2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP​.net
2003: PHP is dead, learn Django
2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails
2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask
2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS
2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js
2022: okay this is awkward

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:52 AM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

dril me and the wife are discussing having me cryogenically frozen like autsin powers for a while, to close up our inappropriate 6 year age gap

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:25 AM, Nov 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)