The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 18th, 2022

KidsWriteJokes That family has a mummy, a daddy, a teenager and a baby. That is a LOT to deal with.

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Something like "and then I replaced this function by 5 nested comprehensions"? twitter.com/CaseyNewton/st…

via Twitter for Android

toscaputter Habt Ihr Eure Twitter-Archive alle schon nach Marbach geschickt?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

tarashoe why don't you just googoo it. wook it up on googoo.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MisterABK I also got a telephoto lens, for photographing ghosts and mysterious things in general. pic.twitter.com/jQSZLQVGaV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:47 PM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

AnnieSprinkle More respects from the press for Carol Leigh. @washingtonpost She’s like that. This is a good one.

Activist Carol Leigh, who coined term `sex work', dies at 71 washingtonpost.com/local/obituari…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:49 PM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

nycartoons Cartoon by Amy Hwang

“Finally, I have a walk-in kitchen.”

newyorker.com/cartoon/a24639 pic.twitter.com/CrUdDjAG0o

via very-simple-tweet (retweeted on 3:16 PM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Bin nur eine aschfahle Dekotraube in der Käsetheke des Herrn.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Vinncent I admit I just learned about "effective altruism" this month but, at the risk of being too on-brand, I have to say that "I need to make as much money as possible because only I know how to spend it right" is the most U S American attempt at "philosophy" I have ever seen

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

SPIEGELCaptions Biochemiker Heid mit Epo-Dosis: »Das habe ich so noch nicht erlebt«

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:36 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org fizikababerln – fazakublurb – fäzäküblürbe – fuzukalbarben neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/F

via neutschbot (retweeted on 11:35 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Psy4Future_Eng You do not have to be perfect at living a sustainable life, at giving speeches, at being informed, to be brave or eloquent „enough“. If you have the privilege to spend some (even just a little) time on activism you are a twitter.com/imBaela/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:35 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

JosiahHawthorne "It isn't Twitter, you know," sobbed Lucy. "It's OK. We shan't meet you there."

"But you shall meet me, dear one," said Aslan.

"Are—are you there too, Sir?" said Edmund.

"I am," said Aslan. "But on Instagram I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Am Ende ist es eine Charakterfrage: Dem eigenen Denken stets skeptisch auf die Finger schauen und sich dabei nicht in der Pose des reflektierten Skeptikers gefallen.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

pleh_mann I am collecting easily accessible illustrations of path dependence, i.e. examples where past decisions constrain/determine today's decisions. Please add 👇
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Path_depe…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

t_i_g_g "280 characters" now describes the Twitter employee directory

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:44 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

matt_meeta heartwarming: twitter veteran reunites with former mutuals on the metaverse after 10 years pic.twitter.com/8W6ZO5Td0d

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:06 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

emilcDC ...turns out it *was* the friends we made along the way

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:57 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

martino_vik loanpy 2.0 is out 🎆🎆

github.com/martino-vic/lo…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

GergelyOrosz Scoop: I am hearing far fewer than expected devs hit "yes".

Elon sent out an email relaxing remote working from the former draconian policy.

I'm hearing he is having meetings w top engineers to convince them to stay.

Sounds like playing hardball does not work. Ofc it doesn't. twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Nov 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Lantern sculptures of shagging insects at Paris's Jardin des Plantes pic.twitter.com/AS9hrlbqnD

via Moa Bridge