The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 29th, 2022

HoneckMischa „Die Briten sind die deutlich stärkere Mannschaft,“ tönt der ARD-Mann selbstsicher beim Spiel England gegen Wales.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

TerribleMaps World map according to fish pic.twitter.com/4Gd8A0q2RF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

pearlsnapped wait til the end twitter.com/davejavupride/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:52 PM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

Cavalorn If I own a bike, and I change my name to Tim, it does not follow that Tim has stolen Adrian's bike.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:45 PM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

Cavalorn Of course when most people speak of The Pagans, they mean those nice Generic Pagans who loved the earth and drew pentagrams on things and had mother goddesses and celebrated the Eightfold Wheel of the Year

You know, the ones from around 1973

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:45 PM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

J_Fleischhauer Eine sinnvolle Petition des Elternnetzwerks der RUB für familienfreundlichere Vorlesungszeiten (in NRW): openpetition.de/petition/onlin… Gerne teilen und noch lieber unterschreiben!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:49 AM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

spacetwinks doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown

pagliacci: what about pagliacci?

doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown

pagliacci:

doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

paulg No one realized it at the time, but the accident at Three Mile Island cost thousands of lives. Not directly, but by making nuclear power unpopular in the US, and thus causing us to switch to more dangerous power sources. pic.twitter.com/vXM9EQ2O22

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

matt_meeta paul von hindenburg was sollte das damals

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:12 AM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

aniceburrito HitlerLuvr88: there should be like an exterminate button on here to cleanse the world of all degenerates irl
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Elon: testing this now🤣 btw I love your name & I love Hitler from the holocaust.
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Aharon57: good morning from Tel Aviv!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

wortgeburt Gebläsegärtner. ( via @SchoenScheisse ) twitter.com/schoenscheisse…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

opinonhaver as a Radical Scholar, I believe that my role is not to just analyze the world, cloistered in my ivory tower, but bring forth change into it via The People, which is why all of my public facing messages are deliberately provocative and insane sounding to normal people.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

SashaWilmoth Possession > obligation is a well-known grammaticalisation pathway (eg English 'have to'), and Pakendorf and Schalley (2007) describe possibility > prohibition in several languages. Has anyone written about possession > prohibition?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

AndyHa_ Footage of Japan fans taking litter out of a bag and leaving it all over the stadium whilst laughing and smiling. Disgraceful scenes. pic.twitter.com/M3MjYyIgNf

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:12 AM, Nov 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)