The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 17th, 2022

[me in Scandinavia] what's with the beards

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1akrmn “[…] [sic] [sic] […]”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

jamis Shame on you, @Honda -- requiring your techs to beg for 5-star responses because "anything less than a 5 is a fail". This disgusts me. If you don't want a gradient of responses, make the survey "good/bad". Don't punish your employees for your poor survey skills.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:01 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

random_walker @sayashk The hard part isn't building the model—it's assembling the data, evaluating performance, integrating it into existing workflows, and adding oversight. All those are site specific and manual. Buying a tool instead of building the model in-house only makes them harder! pic.twitter.com/3Wft9JA6Ic

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:40 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

hauckundbauer Wegen zahlreicher gefälschter Twitter-Accounts wird das Bezahlmodell für den blauen Haken erst mal ausgesetzt. Das verkündete heute der Papst auf seinem Twitter-Account.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:08 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

highfrontvowel Omdat men hier zo weinig fietst, krijg je als je je (relatief prima werkende) Hollandse ros naar de fietsenmaker brengt standaard een preek over wat voor stuk schroot het wel niet is en hoe veel er wel niet veranderd moet worden (en hoe duur lol)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

AP BREAKING: A Dutch court has convicted two Russians and a Ukrainian of the murders of 298 people who died in the 2014 downing of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 over Ukraine. One Russian was acquitted for lack of evidence. apnews.com/article/russia…

via True Anthem (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

maggiepint Who out in the world is dealing with traffic spikes, rate limiting, lack of capacity, etc as a production problem?

Anybody willing to chat with me for half an hour about it?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:59 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

LisaBloom Update: Twitter HR is now telling everyone who does not sign the ridiculous new pledge they have resigned. Employment law does not work that way. You cannot deprive people of unemployment benefits and wrongful termination cases by saying that they resigned. Nice try though!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

Worldle beginnt zu wirken. 5/6, das hätte ich vor Kurzem noch nicht geschafft. pic.twitter.com/PRvWGcvMlF

via Moa Bridge in reply to texttheater

fro_vo CASHIER: have a nice day
ME: how

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

DK_Pitchbot Twitter ist Proletentum. Besonders exekrabel sind sog. Nonmentions. Warum sind die Leute zu feige, Ross und Reiter zu nennen? Ich lästere ja auch nicht nebulös über "30-jährige Soziologen mit dunklem Pony" oder "Pseudophilosophinnen mit teigigem SSRI-Gesicht" etc. Meine Eltern ha

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

#300 1/6 (100%)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉
worldle.teuteuf.fr

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etw. auf dem großen Gong kundbangen

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@highfrontvowel Someone told me the other day they bought a new mensa card and it mysteriously already had some money on it (can't remember how much or who it was though)

via Twitter Web App in reply to highfrontvowel

bundesamtfvs O-Ton Chef: "Die LG sagt im Grunde: He, Regierung, ihr habt so lange geschlafen, ihr müsst jetzt endlich mal was tun. Also, anders kann man eigentlich gar nicht ausdrücken, wie sehr man dieses System eigentlich respektiert, wenn man die Funktionsträger zum Handeln auffordert.“

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:25 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

edmorrish The government are letting down a generation of young Conservatives who are stuck renting the libs, unable to even dream of ever owning them.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:24 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker Volkenschwand, der: Phänomen der kontinuierlich abnehmenden Wahlbeteiligung. labenz.neutsch.org/Volkenschwand

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 3:24 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

neutsch_org verbilligen – ullog verb – üllöge verb – verbgebullogen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/V

via neutschbot (retweeted on 3:24 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

Kognier mal wieder

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