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September 8th, 2015

On page 31 of 352 of Galileo's Middle Finger, by Alice Dreger: "Aron has a theory that, fo... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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ShieldOfOzone @texttheater @KieranSnyder @jasonbaldridge That's my conclusion, seems like much less of a stretch than begrudgingly listening.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Here's the Twitterbot I made today: @NoSoundex, which lists reasons to avoid using Soundex. twitter.com/NoSoundex/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

annaGwhite @jholofernes Hallo Judith. I did an English version of Nur Ein Wort. I hope I did the lyrics justice :) youtu.be/A3GyGpwNGzA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:46 PM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

.@KieranSnyder @jasonbaldridge So both groups get less engagement for their "atypical" tweets. Easily explained by follower interest?

via Twitter for Android in reply to KieranSnyder

amyquispe Me: *something about Oktoberfest*
Him: Why aren't we meeting up in Frankfurt in October?
Me: Because Oktoberfest is in September. In Munich.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Protipp: Wenn man nach dem zweiten Schritt nicht weiß, was der dritte Schritt ist, erst mal den ersten Schritt nachholen.

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findfind_it Simple, but it works: The new Android app for @findfind_it: findfind.it/blog/new-andro…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

PHP_CEO YOU THINK DEPLOYING HUNDREDS OF TIMES A DAY IS COOL?

WE DEPLOY *INFINITY* TIMES A DAY BY CUTTING OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND EDITING LIVE CODE

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:08 PM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker urloffen (V.): In einer langweiligen Sitzung unauffällig die Armbanduhr des Nachbarn ablesen statt unhöflicherweise … labenz.texttheater.net/urloffen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 3:07 PM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

astefanowitsch 2. Behaupte, dass in der Steinzeit alles ganz genauso war.

3. Erkläre 1 mit 2.

/@journelle

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:50 PM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

astefanowitsch . @journelle
Evolutionspsychologische Forschung:

1. Stelle deine persönliche Wunschvorstellung der (US-)Gesellschaft als Realität dar.
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via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:50 PM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

pEp4Privacy Privacy Easy Privacy: Enigmail und p≡p wollen Verschlüsselung voranbringen heise.de/security/meldu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

YABOYCHOMSKY like i dont know that trick of "idk whats happening so this phrase is a triangle"

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Sep 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

zenpeacekeeper I don't understand how possessing a cellphone makes someone a less convincing refugee. They're fleeing war, not visiting from 18th century.

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