Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 26th, 2015

Hitch_Slapping "I became a journalist partly so that I wouldn't ever have to rely on the press for my information."

via Twitter for Android Tablets (retweeted on 10:38 PM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Vielleicht

Vielleicht,
wenn man süßen Perlwein lauwarm statt kalt trinkt,
vielleicht,
so wie minus mal minus auch plus ergibt,
vielleicht.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Tiggaente Hier mal ein Video von mir, wie ich Tweets vom Herzen für euch schreibe. pic.twitter.com/qbAbTExHwy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:17 PM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

NoShock "Did you bring the black guy?"
"No... did you?"
"I thought you had him." - h/t Sean Platter pic.twitter.com/Ic60aZPlZj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:14 PM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Jean-Claude Juncker: Mit vollem Körpereinsatz m.faz.net/aktuell/politi…

via Twitter for Android

My humility can beat up your humility!

via Twitter for Android

stefanmajewsky "Letzte Utopie ist die Durchsetzung der Menschenrechte. Der einzige verbliebene Traum, den anständige Menschen noch träumen können heute."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"not to appear shallow" "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Babies are Weird" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

via Twitter for Android

rleegoldman .@emilymbender +1 not giving best hrs to teaching. I did this. 1 effect: I felt I liked teaching more than research. Turned out to be false.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:21 PM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

emilymbender Asked to talk to TAs about balancing teaching & research, I talked about balancing teaching & research ... and life. faculty.washington.edu/ebender/papers…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:21 PM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

larsr_h "The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion"
When the Anti-Choice Choose

(an amazing insight into the human mind)

http://mypage.direct.ca/...

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

FAZ_Feuilleton Deutschland ist eines von sieben Ländern ohne . Die Autolobby will es nicht anders. Der Preis: Tote! faz.net/aktuell/feuill…

via FAZ.NET (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Ooh, nice, Pinyin News is back! "OK, so here’s what I’m gonna do" pinyin.info/news/2015/ok-s…

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden „Das ist jetzt schon der siebte Schnaps. Musst du nicht fahren?“
„Nein, ich bin mit dem Düsenjäger da.“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:01 AM, Sep 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)