The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 9th, 2015

ChPietsch Pruust! Gehört auf @wdr5: „Die Bahn ist vor Gericht dazu verurteilt worde, mehr Service anzubieten.“ Höchststrafe! www1.wdr.de/radio/nachrich…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

TheJeffCooper @amyquispe is there a term like Columbusing for when Apple "invents" something?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Das einzige an "gay", das "lifestyle" ist: Sich vor Feierlichkeiten gegenseitig Partnerlookvermeidungs-SMS schicken.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

stporombka Aus meiner Praxis. (DIE ZEIT 36/2015) pic.twitter.com/42M7muUs2m

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Das deutsche Wort ist "Griffel".

via Twitter for Android

nodrama_de Apple holt Snowden auf die Bühne. Snowden demonstriert Gewalt gegen weibliche Körperakzeptanz. Kannste Dir nicht ausdenken.

via oiler_in (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

DrSprankle The Nordic model is not progressive. It's punitive and stigmatizing. Paternalizing and shaming. Anti-intellectual, anti-sex, and anti-labor.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Steuerausländereigenschaft pic.twitter.com/OksB83DmiO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

fcstpauli @TheKleisi Sei Dir sicher: Das werden unsere Fans und wir niemals tun.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

existentialcoms The German word for when you're at a crosswalk light and someone walks past because no cars are coming, and you are suddenly self conscious.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

YvonneGerichhau Warrum, errug warrum

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@Chaosfux Stimmt, hatte es gerade gemerkt. Tweet ersetzt. :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to Chaosfux

Das Herz grotesk ausgebeult, trotzdem über den Rand geschrieben. Some people just want to watch the world burn. twitter.com/Chaosfux/statu…

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker Fluorn-Winzeln, das: Aufgrund allgegenwärtigen Zeitmangels nur Sekunden dauerndes Pro-Forma-Zähneputzen. labenz.texttheater.net/Fluorn-Winzeln

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RichardDawkins Let's organise a writers' campaign: "It's my article, many readers will stop at the headline so let me write it." twitter.com/PaulEvanCox/st…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Seid ihr auch immer so überrascht, wenn Freihandelszonen keine politischen Einheiten sind?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

JonnyGeller How to Use a Two Star Review from The Guardian pic.twitter.com/9UJ03xZWhw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:53 AM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi Bin nicht sicher, aber es klingt nicht vollständig unvertraut.

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

haldaume3 new blog post "Overfitting" nlpers.blogspot.com/2015/09/overfi… [inspired by Dwork et al. holdout reuse arxiv.org/abs/1506.02629]

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:38 AM, Sep 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

On page 47 of 352 of Galileo's Middle Finger, by Alice Dreger: "When people put this charg... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads