The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 10th, 2015

On page 120 of 352 of Galileo's Middle Finger, by Alice Dreger: '"I dropped out of graduat... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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hllizi @texttheater Bildschirmfläche in geeignete Glockenfunktion stecken, um gewisse Extremungünstigkeiten auszugleichen (Smartwatch, Kinolw. )?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:41 PM, Sep 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Nach einem sanften Einstieg heute doch etliche Köpfe zum Rauchen gebraucht.

via Twitter for Android

Kategorischer Imperativ für Köpfe: Schmerze nicht!

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Satz des Tages: "Weiss öpper öppis vo öppertem wo öppis weiss?"

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden Statt Brot gibt es hier Giraffen in Klumpenform. Stark. pic.twitter.com/CkU3HYnIQw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Sep 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

APZonerunner This comic is 3 years old; presented without comment pic.twitter.com/38PGAii4cY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Sep 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

femInsist Helma Sick berät seit Jahrzehnten Frauen zu Finanzfragen und warnt: Ein Mann ist keine Altersvorsorge. womenandworkblog.wordpress.com/2015/09/03/buc…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:40 PM, Sep 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

poolspy i tell people older than me that i grew up with the internet and people younger than me that i grew up without it

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Sep 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

_Four_Horsemen .@RichardDawkins recording cricket behaviour by noting their reactions to mating calls using the 'Dawkins Organ' 1976 pic.twitter.com/fhrc2s978S

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Sep 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

On page 109 of 352 of Galileo's Middle Finger, by Alice Dreger: "We just wanted reality ba... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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egrefen I know it's parody, but it sounds like something that Sarah Palin might actually say… dailycurrant.com/2015/09/07/sar…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:59 AM, Sep 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Den Geräuschen nach zu urteilen besteht mein Nacken aus Steinen, Erdbeeren und platzenden Bockwürsten.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:00 AM, Sep 10th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)