Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 16th, 2015

dalcashdvinsky Arxiv overlay journal - the eternal dream of mankind. gowers.wordpress.com/2015/09/10/dis…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:56 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ClickHole Whoa! J.K. Rowling Just Revealed That Philip Seymour Hoffman Is Also Dead In The ‘Harry Potter’ Universe clickhole.com/r/3083tsd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi Hab bisher drei gefragt, keine kannte diesen Dialekt. Ich behalt's im Hinterkopf.

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

"Tschuldigung, könntest du ein Selfie von mir machen?"

via Twitter for Android

.@texttheater Leider gab es dann noch einige Startschwierigkeiten, der Wechsel hat letztlich bis zum 1.8. gedauert.

via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to texttheater

"Ich möchte Sie doch bitten, das ernst zu nehmen!" ALTER. twitter.com/Schplock/statu…

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden „Und deswegen haben wir alle Hunger! Weil DU keine Eier hast!“
„Rolf, sprichst du wieder in den Kühlschrank?“

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:38 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Der Rolf im Ralfspelz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden @frachtschaden Mein Balkon hat ein Geländer. Das heißt, dort leben keine Aliens, die Geländer zerstören! Kraaaaass!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Ich plane bereits ein Machwerk mit dem Titel: "Wem nichts genommen wurde, ist nicht bestohlen worden". twitter.com/alvar_f/status…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:35 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer „Ich halte mich für Napoleon.“
„Wir sind eine Sprachschule, keine psychiatrische Praxis.“
„Ja eben. Ich muss mein Französisch aufpolieren.“

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

viktorklang Whenever I see someone use "iff" in a sentence I become just slightly happier.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Helfen Sie Flüchtlingen in Not. Spenden Sie jetzt und Google verdoppelt den von Ihnen gespendeten Betrag. g.co/fluechtlingshi…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Bibliocracy I mean the outrageous thing here is that this is NOT the exception, but the norm. God damn.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Bibliocracy What happened to that kid is super fucked up, but no more so than the shit that happens to all the mediocre kids in USA schools every day.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Bibliocracy People seem to be outraged about what happened to that kid because "omg will nobody think of the SCIENCE?"...that's model minority shit.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

gvanrossum Why is Python 3 better than Python 2? Start reading here: docs.python.org/3/whatsnew/ind…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi No matter what crimes the IS may commit, it is not an option to stop laughing about them.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@meltomene I see it as one way of working around the limitations of text as opposed to hypertext.

via Twitter for Android in reply to meltomene

hllizi Ähnlich bestürzt zeigte sich manch bayrischer Jihadist über die völlige Abwesenheit von Haxn mit Kraut. twitter.com/mspro/status/6…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

TechnicallyRon Using Google autocomplete, I may have written the greatest CV ever. pic.twitter.com/KlZ5AYjSDf

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

flexlibris WE'VE DONE IT. THE KILTON LIBRARY WILL TURN THEIR RELAY BACK ON!!!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:59 AM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ChrisBucholz Guy [pinned to wall by arrows]: Calm down!
Me: A "SELFIE" IS TAKEN BY YOURSELF AT ARM'S LENGTH. STOP USING IT TO DESCRIBE REGULAR PICTURES.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:14 AM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)