Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 2nd, 2015

YorkshireLiff Have you ever nunkeeled? pic.twitter.com/V3ZpG7cniu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden @frachtschaden MITMACHEN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:58 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

KarlreMarks All these name changes from ISIS to ISIL to Islamic State to Da'esh are making them angrier as they keep having to change their letterheads

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed @egrefen That is a broader topic that involves understanding what the goals are. I agree that there are people who appear to act...

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed @egrefen ...the whole charter school movement, a deeply troubling exercise dominated by philanthropists who seem to have it out 4 teachers.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed @egrefen ...the problem with Big Philanthropy is that it uses money as a vote to run roughshod over other stakeholders, such as...

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed @egrefen Leaving aside whether it really is a radical reduction of his wealth (does he lose control over its distribution)...

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

wellendonner @texttheater Weiß ich jetzt, dachte mir beim Anblick bloß "Was blüht denn im November? Ah, meine Phantasie"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed @egrefen Well, no, uh, we won't---there is something absurd about someone having 45bn in the first place.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SimonHurtz Der SWR will die @AfD_Bund nicht mehr als das bezeichnen, was sie ist: kontextwochenzeitung.de/medien/244/swr… pic.twitter.com/twF6NJRjWD

via Buffer (retweeted on 3:07 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

“only perverse, hostile readers would understand it as thanking them for taking any old amount of time” quickanddirtytips.com/education/gram…

via Twitter Web Client

janboehm Wie der kek mein style kopiert! AMK!

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Argorak "If you come crying for me instead of talking to the involved people, you will get what you want" is not a good leading strategy.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ned_potter Seems an apposite time to remember this quote, from Nazi Luftwaffe commander Hermann Goering. pic.twitter.com/K5KNo0nQ0P

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:46 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Es gibt sie noch, die guten Nachrichten! twitter.com/reinboth/statu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:45 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Kurz vor Bremen steht der Raps in voller Blüte oder wie Klimawandelleugner sagen: „Erinnerst Du Dich nicht an den milden Winter von 1732?“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:44 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

kathrinpassig Geträumt: Museum für Erfreuliches (vorwiegend Tierbilder, aber auch schöne Landkarten sowie ein Rube-Goldberg-Festnetztelefon).

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

annalist Jahrelang hieß es zu Syrien "Da kann man halt nichts machen". Jetzt sind Bomben angeblich alternativlos. Hat irgendwer erklärt warum?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

bundesamtfvs Schwärception! (hihihi) twitter.com/dadamsda/statu…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Wieso verstehen Leute nicht, dass man im Bus vornüber fällt, wenn er bremst. IN DER STADT, IN DER NEWTON DAS TRÄGHEITSGESETZ AUFGESTELLT HAT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

i_am_rec Linking to code create not a derivative work and does not trigger ? Could that really be true? joinup.ec.europa.eu/community/eupl…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Furthermore they may be constipated and like novelty songs. twitter.com/WingsScotland/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:42 AM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

.@peterbreuer Rainer hat seinen Stand gegenüber von Achim und muss jedes Kundengespräch mit Schafsmiene unterbrechen, wenn Achim loslegt.

via Twitter for Android in reply to peterbreuer

jamis My current infatuation is PostgreSQL's common table expressions ("WITH queries") postgresql.org/docs/9.4/stati… -- a godsend for complex queries!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:40 AM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Nachtvogel Ich wollte nur mal darauf hinweisen, daß der Ausdruck des Erstaunens

„Donnerknispel!“

häufiger verwendet werden sollte.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:34 AM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Ich: "Ich geh jetzt entweder offline oder rede mit dir über arabische Hilfsverben."
BFF: "Hilfsverben it is!"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:02 AM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)