Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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December 11th, 2015

climagic The CLI needs to keep up with web interfaces by finding a way to autoplay videos when running ls or cd, because that is just awesome. :P

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Wir sitzen auf dem Sofa und zeigen uns mit dem Laserpointer gegenseitig, wo wir in der Teekannenlichtreflektion an der Decke Katzen sehen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Letting my students choose their own format for config.inc.php: The kind of mistake you make ONCE.

via Twitter Web Client

plomlompom "Sehr geehrter HerrHeller,herzlich willkommen in der gesetzl.Rentenversicherung.Ab jetzt sind wir ein festerBestandteil IhresLebens"

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 3:58 PM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Bei einer 1000-köpfigen Fischer-Chöre-Coverband steht und fällt der Erfolg mit einem optisch glaubwürdigen Ersatz für Gotthilf Fischer.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

maradydd If your proposed code of conduct does not address the points @hintjens raises in hintjens.com/blog:108, go back to the drawing board.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:49 PM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pEp4Privacy Weak won't defeat terrorists – but it will enable | Trevor Timm gu.com/p/4e7m9/stw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Endlich sagt's mal einer! "Verspätetes Lektorat – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2015/…

via Twitter for Android

While the intro is spot-on, the rest of the article is pretty annoying. Rant about ignorance? Get your facts right.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

SoVeryBritish Months duration
J - 8wks
F - 7yrs
M- 2wks
A - 6days
M - 2wks
J&J - 3mins
A - day
S - month
O - day
N - 12yrs of fireworks
D - forever

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:18 AM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge How about a social network where accounts fade & disappear w/ inactivity? Would create incentive to use & natural measure of account health.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:09 AM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

talimariee Say it louder for the people in the back pic.twitter.com/vXi4BGd3Ym

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:08 AM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jensbest Beim redet gerade einer davon, dass es mit fairen Welthandel geben würde dank Sigmar. SPD ist realiter gefährlicher als AfD.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:06 AM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

: Ein Monster, das nachts die Leute holt, die Nonreplys schreiben.

via Twitter for Android

joewalnes Everything you ever wanted to know about pronouncing hexadecimal numbers

bzarg.com/p/how-to-prono… pic.twitter.com/KezdTGeSYs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

haspelmath What went wrong with the reporting of the recent Poeppel et al. findings? medium.com/@bastienbouton…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Dec 11th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)