Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 7th, 2015

YorkshireLiff Brampton Bierlow (n.) The chuntering noises made by an old printer to let you know it's thinking about doing something.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

KevinBankston Top 5 ISIS-recommended crypto apps are open source and/or non-US. Congress can only make *us* less secure, not them. pic.twitter.com/GMAUqZvLXM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden A candidate just waved away defending the Constitution as "the usual complaints, freedom of speech, etc." Wow. theintercept.com/2015/12/07/oba…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nadjakwapil if you are failing to capture a persons character. it might be that fragmentation is the central principle of her personality-organization.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Wenn dann einmal der Kommunismus da ist, haben wir genug Zeit, unsere eigenen Server zu administrieren.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:41 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

realdickens I'm not an investigative journalist. You comment on something / get upset / etc.: Bloody well link to it!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Freighter hits railway bridge over Ems river, or, as my Dutch colleagues put it: Germany is cut off from the rest of the world.

via Twitter for Android

@FrueheNeuzeit Mein PSA richtet sich nicht nur an Autoren, sondern auch an Zeitschriften etc.

via Twitter for Android in reply to FrueheNeuzeit

PSA: Vornamen abkürzen in Literaturverzeichnissen geht gar nicht.

via Twitter Web Client

PerryFellow can we work together to keep these bars perfectly even?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

old_sound I’ve built my own crypto, Take 2 pic.twitter.com/qM632Q5Bz9

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Learn_Things This is how a protein (kinesin) moves within your body pic.twitter.com/zNUD2lNhGc

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:28 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Ich verwechsle immer Libanon und Lierenfeld. Beijing und Beijum kann ich dagegen gut auseinanderhalten.

via Twitter Web Client

nsaphra The lesson for scientists? If you want to help people, start with qualitative research. Don't assume what you want is what a community wants

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe You just become an adult when you do. And mostly, I think, when you have to.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SaebelzahnZiege Genau. So wie 1638, als Sauron vor Magdeburg stand. pic.twitter.com/PS2aKUzZGW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

“Diese unterscheiden sich jeweils durch den Grad der Unendlichkeit.” golatex.de/wiki/%5Cvfill

via Twitter Web Client

Wikipedia "When I first read the dictionary, I thought it was a long poem about everything." - Steven Wright, born Dec 6, 1955 en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Steven_Wr…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Anchel Oh come ON, Apple! You always claim you are the first at making everything, but this is TOO MUCH of a stretch! pic.twitter.com/RUKfQqwgxM

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

CodepointsNet Base65536, “Unicode’s answer to base64” github.com/ferno/base65536 Please note the careful selection of possible codepoints by the author!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:33 PM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

: “The first thing I do when I want to understand someone else’s code is to delete all comments.”

via Twitter Web Client

bov Erster Abitur-Jahrgang an der ehem. Rütli-Schule (Neukölln). Nur 2 von 23 hatten eine Gymnasial-Empfehlung.
tagesspiegel.de/berlin/frueher…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

DIE BANKEN KÖNNTEN DIE EIGENE IBAN MAL LEICHTER ZU FINDEN MACHEN. m.heise.de/newsticker/mel…

via Twitter for Android

houellebeck Domains sind meine Schuhe.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

BiIIMurray With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers.

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra So who is really focusing on overcoming human biases in training data & avoiding taboo errors in statistical models? pri.org/stories/2015-1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"Yes, something like that" is my favorite way of saying "Not even close, and it's none of your business."

via Twitter for Android

realdickens I'm no Nostradamus, yet I predict that this coming week will be more of the same old.
Possibly worse.
You heard it here first!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:10 AM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Bei der „Küchenschlacht“ sein Gericht komplett verpatzen und dann in den letzten zehn Minuten stattdessen 100 hartgekochte Eier machen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:09 AM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Bei der Passkontrolle eine mit Filzstift beschriftete Scheiblette vorzeigen und hoffen, dass alles gut geht.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:09 AM, Dec 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)