The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 17th, 2015

nvbinder @NewYorkFBI This means you're not part of the caper, right?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:41 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

NewYorkFBI no seizure warrant at the arrest of Martin Shkreli today, which means we didn't seize the Wu-Tang Clan album.

via GovTweetManager (retweeted on 11:41 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra Gloat over Shkreli's arrest! he is King of Late Capitalism so all issues of pharma regulatory failure will disappear once he is in prison :}

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Mit dem Taxi einmal um die Welt. Und nach zwei Jahren und 150 Kilometer vor zuhause sagt der Fahrer dann: „Ich mach mal die Uhr aus, nech.“

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

schrillmann jörg, ein name wie eine dateiendung

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

johnmyleswhite Serious question: how did statistics get so popular? My experience is that assumptions required for valid inference seldom hold in practice.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

the_author_ And then walks out on him because he'd probably still be an insufferable elitist ass

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

the_author_ "My Fair Lady" remake, but Eliza Doolittle teaches Higgins about the value of code-switching and the validity of vernacular language

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock Word-Geständnis: Ich bin die Art Mensch, die glaubt, dass durch "Hinzufügen zum Wörterbuch" alles immer besser wird. Now: "Reanalyseinput".

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

laquadrature Appel unitaire : sortir de l'état d'urgence laquadrature.net/fr/Sortir%20de…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

wellendonner - "What do we want?"
- "Now!"
- "When do we want it?"
- "Fewer race conditions!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn The bot is a digital version of a machine designed by Georg Philipp Harsdörffer in 1651. More info: directory.eliterature.org/individual-wor…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@kusanowsky @frachtschaden Ah, das gute alte Universalargument: Es gibt Wichtigeres. Auch prima auf sich selbst anwendbar!

via Twitter for Android in reply to kusanowsky

Lotterleben So apparently my team decided to take me to a pub to say goodbye. *before* the exit interview. "This way the interview's more fun!"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 AM, Dec 17th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)